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Teach a fish how to man, you change the future for all of humanity

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[-] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

idk the man pages aren't v fish friendly.

[-] clutch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Build a man a fire, he stays warm for a night. Set a man on fire, he stays warm for the rest of his life.

[-] hactar42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

GNU Terry Pratchett

[-] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Teach a man to fish, and he sits in a boat and drinks beer all day.

[-] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

And that man's name? Kanye West.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Fish would make better men that men cmv

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fish a man how to teach a day.

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Hufishity?

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