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[-] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

Go on a crime spree, earn tons of money, launder it, and then use it to start a successful ice cream business. Now you have free ice cream for life

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

In today's economy you need a crime spree to afford ice cream.

[-] Heikki2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Crime spree to steal ice cream

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Both....

[-] frischkaesbagett@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

-Ricky, Julian and Bubbles

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Probably.

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

crime spree!

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