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[-] SnotFlickerman 74 points 2 months ago
[-] massacre@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

Bless his cumming, and bless the yellow water he gives so freely upon my face

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 60 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nazi soldiers high on drugs going through psychosis while unloading a machine gun into a tree at night

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A fun past time, minus the Nazi shit. Many weekends I recall spending in middle of nowhere West Virginia getting hammered on weird chemicals that had just been invented 4 days prior with fully automatic weapons and my homegirl road dawg. Even more that I don't recall.

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

I live in Australia, i've never even seen a gun before mate lol

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well, my country is a shithole and I was born and raised in the heaviest gun culture on the planet. I don't remember ever actually not knowing basic firearms safety, handling and operation. Lotsa fun (imo) but I do get weird looks and reactions from people who aren't from the US and even many people who are from here.

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Deep south born and raised, it's changed in the last twenty years, but guns used to be a fun tool. Most people owned long guns with much fewer handguns. Guns were for hunting, varmint management, and plinking. City folk don't really get it. Shotgun in the corner of the living room is normal.

I have an acquaintance from West Virginia that is similar. They're also a non-binary, super queer, sexually sadistic top. We met in the BDSM community.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm from Ohio and I met a lot of folks through that same scene with similar attitudes. My ex was armed to the teeth and unsure whether it was more because she was afraid of the state or her ex husband. Hell I've met women who'll tell you it is a gun in their pants, but they're also happy to see you.

I got issues with guns. Everyone having access to semiautomatic weapons while we undergo a radicalization crisis, and a ton of people living in fear and concealed carrying doesn't make for a good society. I grew up without guns in my household and was taught to see them in a negative light. This was partly because back in those days it was scandalous for middle class suburbanites to have guns regardless of political affiliation, and also because those were the days when gun tragedies involving kids were them shooting themselves on accident.

All that said, I still want a bolt action to blow an afternoon with

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That's what I was referring to about very few handguns. It was all wood stock rifles and shotguns. And, this was among conservative rural types. We're in a very different place now.

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Look ive always wanted to fire a gun though. I went to paintball once and had the best time lol

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Oh it's great. When I worked for a Japanese company a lot of the businessmen liked going shooting while in America. Like, I don't think the fun is worth the safety of people given all the mass shootings, but guns are really fun.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 2 points 2 months ago

I don't remember ever actually not knowing basic firearms safety, handling and operation

Many weekends I recall spending in middle of nowhere West Virginia getting hammered on weird chemicals that had just been invented 4 days prior with fully automatic weapon

Yes, I am looking at you weirdly.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Me too, but I'll be honest if I grew up thinking guns were normal and you could just have one whenever you wanted, I think I'd be up to that shit too

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes, it's probably good fun, but he just made an excellent example of how "gun safety" is often thrown around as an oxymoron by people who don't actually practice gun safety.

In my ears it sounds like "I'm a good driver when I'm drunk."

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah I certainly do not recommend that anyone recreate or emulate any part of my teens through my late twenties. Lol. I was VERY reckless. Good times tho. But still, reckless AF.

[-] rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

seems unwise to do anything dangerous when some random ass chem undergrad from shaanxi takes you on an adventure that you'll never remember

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I was severely exaggerating, lol. Yes, there have been lots of weekends like that, but I do actually recall all of them. I know that's not really the point, but it's all I got. I did dumb shit with my homie, hundreds of times. We survived, and never even were injured, but I do understand that injury or death was a real possibility when combining the things that we did.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

Didn't the french notoriously hollow out trees and turn them into fortified turrets?

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 months ago

Deep Rock Galactic has "Iron Will" that fully revives you for ten seconds after being downed.

Really it's just meth amphetamine.

[-] Emotional_Engi@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago
[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago
[-] Emotional_Engi@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago
[-] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Snaaaake snaaaake, ooooh it's a snaaaake!

[-] mtpender@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?! oT

[-] legolasfanboy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Lisan Al Gaib!

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Methamphetamine was all the rage in WW2, amphetamines and other drugs are still in use today in combat (not sure how prevalent now)

They're fine for piloting a 400-million dollar jet, but not a Chevy.

it's all very complicated, citizen. Now piss in this cup while I watch (licks lips)

[-] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They’re still prevalent. Just not meth.

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Shout out methylphenidate

[-] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

It's more Adderall than crystal meth but yeah. 😅

[-] notso@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago
[-] homes@piefed.world 7 points 2 months ago

You have changed my movie list for the night

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Remember the tooth?

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

War for drugs or drugs for war? 

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Now imagine this!

War on drugs, on drugs!

[-] Krudler@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

So like, the war is on drugs, or the drugs are on drugs? Halp

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It means you're on drugs, while you're waging an anti-drug war.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

Warrendra Rugs. Good rugs at Warrendra prices

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Give Finland some pervitin!

[-] JerkyChew@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Ass jerky don't make itself.

[-] Thorry@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Time to drink my own piss

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Obligatory check in. Tooth here. Carry on.

[-] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 2 months ago

That’s not how you draw a Hitler moustache

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