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submitted 2 months ago by mech@feddit.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I was Tolkien in my sleep.

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[-] dhork@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

That's a bad hobbit to have

[-] mech@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago

I agree, this needs to Ent.

[-] lath@piefed.social 11 points 2 months ago

Bet she called you fool of a Took instead for waking her up.

[-] forgetful_fox@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Alright then, keep your secrets

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I was considering to visit Fangorn forest during winter. It was enticing!

this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2026

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