334
Are you pissed? (lemmus.org)
top 21 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 day ago
[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago

They said smile, not get engaged and win the lottery!

[-] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] tutter 3 points 13 hours ago

This man is my new idol

[-] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago

THUMPASAURUS!!!!!!

Amazing website, but I prefer this one by them: Choose wisely...

[-] o1011o@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

THUMPASAURUS https://youtu.be/T6dmMUR9TVI This is one of the best songs in existence.

[-] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

I prefer to use Brett’s angry dance from Flight of the Conchords.

[-] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

WHERE IS HIS SON HENRY??? IS HE OKAY???

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Relax, it clearly says he's in @thumpasaurusmusic

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

In the before picture I am unsure of this mans emotions. In the after picture I can confidently say that is not a man who is pissed. This service is clearly essential. I suggest immediate government subsidies of $39 upwards to $1,500,000,000,000.

If you're pissed, that means you had to arrive at the state of pissed. So at some stage, you were pissing.

Logically, unpissing would help you revert. And if experimental dance helps the urine go back in, it can't be a bad thing. Although it probably cooled down in the interim, so it could be a bit of a shock, which could lead to being pissed again. So you could have a quantum superposition of both pissing, and reverse pissing.

Physics and interpretive dance is where it's at, kids! The forefront of science! Thanks impissed.net!

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Love me some truewagner

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Wait until Wall Street discovers the money back clause

[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I'm pissing in the rain, just pissing in the rain! What a wonderful feeling, when I shut off my brain!

chases the elderly with feathers

Gonna getcha! Gonna tickle your granny! Goochi goochi goo!!!

Ok now I'm pissed, no one chases my granny with a feather! Prepare to be danced at!

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Is this why you hate the internet?

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago
this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2026
334 points (100.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

38476 readers
3732 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS