If Kratos takes a shit in the woods, but no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Lmao! Classic David Jaffe. Who, also worth noting, created the Twisted Metal series and Sweet Tooth in particular. This is the kind of observation I expect.

This looks so fucking horrible and I'm sorry but Hurst looks like a fucking dork and looks nothing like Kratos. They could have at least given him a prosthetic nose.

This whole scene looks like someones crappy cosplay.

Lighting looks off, too. Like the characters are photoshopped in badly, making him look like a corpse.

Post with no context

The image looks like it's a heavily touched up AI image, can only be why the whole thing looks 'eh' with various details that just feel 'off'.

The kid being too young, kratos having an incorrect or silly ambiguous expression, the posing and leaning of kratos in general.

It's like someone tried to describe a scene to someone that doesn't understand anatomy or human movement or balance.

Sometimes you gotta shit In the woods, what?

Bears shit in woods. Comparing Kratos with a bear, which would you rather meet in the woods, as a woman?
Keep in mind that "bear" is also used to describe a big, hairy, cuddly gay man. So Kratos depicted as single gay dad confirmed.

Heh. Conclusions, so easy to make.