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Pride Versioning
(lemmy.ml)
Actually not bad for remembering.
Sloth Versioning: YYYYMMDDhhmm
Wrath Versioning: _new_final_newer_latest_newest
Greed versioning: 1.2.3_Patreon
Envy versioning: (Competitor version number plus one)
Envy versioning is how a lot of smartphones are named. But most of them settled on current year (YY).
Comcast Xfinity 10G! Our Wi-Fi is so fast it'll melt your face!
I think they got sued for that since 5G is a real thing and they were implying that 10G is twice as good
presumably it's not a 10 gigabit fiber plan.
Lust versioning: 69.80085_d1cc
Despair versioning: 0.0.0.1
v1.0.0 final v3 retry fixed (1) (1)
AWS: 1.12.797
Our prod version is 0.0.178
This feels so true for stuff that isn't just dates lmao
Reminds me of the hierarchical enzyme classification codes
Essentially any enzyme can be categorised according to function
I like this. Definitely going to be implementing into my hobby projects
This explains systemd versioning so well.
Oh we have an system manufacturer who uses this
this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2026
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