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[-] davel@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 month ago

Sloth Versioning: YYYYMMDDhhmm
Wrath Versioning: _new_final_newer_latest_newest

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Greed versioning: 1.2.3_Patreon
Envy versioning: (Competitor version number plus one)

[-] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 10 points 1 month ago

Lust versioning: 69.80085_d1cc

Despair versioning: 0.0.0.1

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

Envy versioning is how a lot of smartphones are named. But most of them settled on current year (YY).

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 1 month ago

Comcast Xfinity 10G! Our Wi-Fi is so fast it'll melt your face!

I think they got sued for that since 5G is a real thing and they were implying that 10G is twice as good

[-] boobs_@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

v1.0.0 final v3 retry fixed (1) (1)

[-] HexaBack 2 points 1 month ago

Unironically I version my software by a YYYY.MM.DD datestamp of when I built it

[-] Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago
[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

Our prod version is 0.0.178

[-] orc_princess@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

This feels so true for stuff that isn't just dates lmao

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Actually not bad for remembering.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Reminds me of the hierarchical enzyme classification codes

Essentially any enzyme can be categorised according to function

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I like this. Definitely going to be implementing into my hobby projects

[-] WIPocket@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This explains systemd versioning so well.

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh we have an system manufacturer who uses this

[-] beeng@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago
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