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[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Greed versioning: 1.2.3_Patreon
Envy versioning: (Competitor version number plus one)

[-] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 10 points 1 week ago

Lust versioning: 69.80085_d1cc

Despair versioning: 0.0.0.1

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

Envy versioning is how a lot of smartphones are named. But most of them settled on current year (YY).

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 1 week ago

Comcast Xfinity 10G! Our Wi-Fi is so fast it'll melt your face!

I think they got sued for that since 5G is a real thing and they were implying that 10G is twice as good

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