"I fixed the economy. You're all rich now."
"Iran is going to kill us all if you don't let me glass the whole area for ~~Isreal~~ our safety."
"The left are all terrorists who hate Americans and America."
"Everybody loves me so much they call me crying about how much we win. It's too much winning for them."
Thanks for the update, g.
That's actually not bad. Lol
Congressman Al Green got kicked out cause he held a sign that said “black people aren’t apes.”
The rest of the event can be extrapolated from that.
Goddamn.😐
I drove my ex to get cigarettes last night. Still trying to convince her that we can still hook up occasionally and I don’t even mind that she’s a lesbian now, and in fact is kinda hot really.
You think she’d be more receptive to the idea if I told her she could bring one of her lesbian friends?
100% for sure. You should ask her to let you stick it in her butt after you make the arrangements.
Fair. She’s stuck it in mine enough times.
Niiiiiice.
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Let me know how it goes brah!!
For sure dude! Go for it yooo
That's my favorite vignette from the entire series, lol. I wish I could give you like 6 upvotez.
Which series is that?
It's from Family Guy.
Nah, you basically got the same experience.
75 minutes of the sloppiest blowjob ever, I'm not sure how Putin put up with it.
At least, that's what I'm presuming, i didn't watch.
Was there a lot of teeth action?
No, but dry mouthed 80 year old sandpaper tongue was featured prominently on the menu
Now there's a sentence I wish I could un-read.
Was there any exposed cliteratii? Or fine bitches with fat asses? Or fat bitches with fine asses?
No. Just children
better to listen to 108 minutes of fart noises
Your experience was likely less miserable.
Well. Thats a sentence. 😆
If only there was a community that was actually meant for such subjects... Something about politics...
Anything political even remotely involving this administration is automatically a shitpost. I don't make the rules. 🤷
I checked the side bar nd it says-
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Sounds like this is the perfect sub!
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