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Don't forget to wash up!
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goatse left such a cultural impact
No way that wasn't intentional
not accidental
Also not viral
an attempt has been made.
I mean, 4 million views is a lot. If I uploaded a video of my cat locking her fat belly got 4 million views I'd say it went viral
They knew.
They planned it.
how come nobody is mentioning that it is probably just funny vandalism?
This is like when people's mom's pretend to not know what sex is. The artist knew what they were doing. The managers knew it when they paid for the stickers. Like everyone involved in this process "wink/nudge collaborated" to get this into a bathroom
Generally, when looking at a vertical representation of horizontal space, we think of the top as further away from the viewer, and the bottom as closest (think the graphics on your stove letting you know which know goes to which burner... the back burners are the top ones, and the fronts are the bottom.
The only reason to have the faucet appear as closer and ypur hands as farther away is to intentionally make it loom dirty...
...Unless this graphic is telling you to stand on the far side of the basin and wash someone else's hands for them.
Confusing?
They spelled 'suggestive' incorrectly.
They knew
Knew what?
...Also why is there a picture of a person opening their anus up for that penis?
Edit: my mistake. It's quite obviously a picture of a mushroom, a huge kidney bean with a hole in it, and a pair of gloves. I was way off!
there is nothing confusing about it. use hands to spread your asshole and prepare for cock, apparently.
.... but please, use clean hands to spread them cheeks.
And take off that ring.
I can't remember if I was wearing it before, but I'm not wearing it now. It's probably fine. I think. Maybe.
I need to start taking benzodiazepines or blood pressure meds. Fake shit getting engagement online boils my blood. I can't believe people are this stupid. A reasonable person would go "that never happened" and the post should die into obscurity. But instead this. And then there's the degenerates willing to defend it "nothing ever happens", as a retort which makes me angrier, because literally 99% of this stuff really never happens.
I saw this posted a few years ago and apparently the stickers were designed and placed there by pranksters. Which, you know, should have been pretty obvious to everyone to begin with.
This platform is absolutely notorious for missing obvious satire.
Definitely the first thing that stood out to me when I joined.
If this was in a c/funny or a c/microblog community it'd be a little scammy. But in this comm I actually think it's too good to be a shitpost. What has become of the low-effort garbo we used to know and love?
So something has to be real to be funny?
It's called suspension of disbelief.
In this case, and many others, when the humor is in part derived from the absurdity of such an event occurring. Yes, authentic and genuine has much more value.
I can suspend disbelief for a standup comedian or comedy flick. Because they are isolated from reality unlike social media which is not explicit in that it's woven in reality.
For me this would be hilarious if it actually occurred, because of the fact that it did. Not because spreading ass cheeks is peak humor that I need to suspend disbelief to appreciate it.
If it helps, I also can't really appreciate wrestling as entertainment.
Thumbs are in the wrong way is they wanted to depict a person in front of a washing basin.
This is definitely on purpose.
While I agree with your conclusion, stick your hands under the water palms up and see which way your thumbs point.
Unless the picture depicts someone washing their hands and dick in a sink, though in that case it's the arms that are wrong.
Nothing confusing there
These pictures don’t look real at all.
After searching around for a bit, and finding only a single Etsy listing for this sticker, I’ve come to the conclusion that this is an ad for that overpriced sticker.
If it is legit, the faucet design makes no sense.
I mean, it’s legit in that the sticker exists. Whether there was an uproar over the sticker’s usage, which I believe seems unlikely, I smell something fishy.
The modern internet is such a weird place. A gypsy market within a fully stocked library that also houses a compendium of games. I don’t love it.
I mean "legit" in that it was designed to really just be a hands and sink rather than a butthole and penis.
Ah, I gotcha now. Yeah, it’s definitely just goatse+1 penis. The spout and sink aren’t even reminiscent of any plumbing I’ve ever seen.
The Gay Agenda is clear now: proper manual hygiene after butt stuff.
Por favor muéstrame su culo
Mind the gap.
'when you see it say got it'
I don't get how that's even supposed to be a sink.what faucet looks like that? And what sink is shaped that way?
Also, why is the asshole, I mean drain ...black on the left one?
Because the lining on the left is in black.
Now, what does this remind me of?
Ah yes I love washing my hands palms up, just like a ~~human~~ regular person!
What? Do you only wash the backs of your hands?
No I wash both the back and front and in between the fingers and under the nails.
So at some point in washing your hands they'll be palm up?
this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
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