- Brush: BFM 51mm Synthetic
- Razor: Yates Precision Manufacturing 921-M
- Blade: Astra Green (11)
- Lather: Fanzine Saponifications - This Is Not a Test - Soap
- Post Shave: Fanzine Saponifications - This Is Not a Test - Aftershave
- Post Shave: Oleo & Co. - Facial Toner - Toner
- Fragrance: Stirling - Stirling Gentleman - EdT

This brush is absurd.