please touch me

alias thus speaks the Lord='sudo'

User is not in the pleaser file. This incident will be reported.

As a Jesse Pinkman fan, I use "bitch".

bitch poweroff

bitch rm -rf /

Just aliased it to "Computer," so it feels more like Star Trek

will probably continue typing sudo tho

In the interests of Linux commands generally being short abbreviations, I suggest "pls".

For me, it's "pwease" because I like that sub relationship.

please rm -rf /*

alias doasisay="su -u passwordlessrootaccount"  
alias satisfyme="echo Yes Master; doasisay"  

alias thanks="echo 'You are most welcomed'"

please shutdown; thanks

alias srsly="sudo !!"

alias sudo='Please' alias rm -rf ='thank you'

Please thank you

oh hell yeah this is the exact level of goofyness i need right now.

The hyper-cynical side of me is sure this is written by someone prepping their next LLM exploit. "How can I get around these security filters that won't let me include 'sudo' in my command injection...?"

Nah. Fuck being polite to computers. It's an object and I own it. I'll shoot it the instant it expresses any level of personhood.

I have please run the previous command as sudo

I was surprised to find that my distro (CachyOS) already has this alias

please rm - rf 🙏

https://gitlab.com/edneville/please (a sudo alternative)

robm@homebox ~$ please su
[sudo] password for robm: 
robm is not in the sudoers file.  This incident will be reported.

We need more women in tech.

But the whole reason I use Linux is because I don’t ask it to do things, I tell it to do things, because it’s a machine, and it’s my machine.

I have it aliased to "pls"

... but I don't use it.

Aurenkin is not in the pleasers file. This incident will be reported.