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[-] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 87 points 6 months ago

When he dies nothing will change. The system that birthed him will still be here.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 months ago

When he dies, he will no longer be in the way of changing that system.

[-] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 32 points 6 months ago

Yeah but all those other people are still in the way. Every CEO and every billionaire will have to die the same day.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 28 points 6 months ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Except for the millions who voted for him. He was a placeholder for their values.

[-] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 38 points 6 months ago

There will be worldwide celebrations the likes of which haven't been seen since the end of the 2nd World War.

[-] RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago

I imagine the Ewok celebration at the end of Return of the Jedi

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[-] Asetru@feddit.org 14 points 6 months ago

Don't know if I even can be that disrespectful.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

My bladder capacity isn't measured in tons.

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[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago

I’m shooting off fireworks when it happens

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I have kept a bottle of champagne in the fridge for months just hoping for the special day. And I have some party poppers.

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[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago

A man walks past a news stand every day but never buys a paper. When asked, he says he's looking for an obituary.
When told that obituaries aren't on the front page,

"The one I'm looking for will be."

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 18 points 6 months ago

You know shit's bad when Americans start telling old Soviet jokes.

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[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 26 points 6 months ago

Remember that he is but a symptom of a bigger problem that will still remain.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

I really have no idea what will happen to MAGA, though. Few cults survive the death of the leader.

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[-] Hello_there@fedia.io 17 points 6 months ago

Someone start making Trump Died LOL shirts and hats now and cash in when it happens

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 months ago

Hell, I bet there's a market for those shirts now

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[-] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 15 points 6 months ago

No. It will become a national holiday. Introverts will leave their solitude to participate.

[-] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 months ago

I have been a musician for decades I am setting up my sound system on my front lawn and I will be throwing a block party to celebrate his death.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 months ago

Play Ding Dong The Witch is Dead and No One Mourns the Wicked

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'll be blasting some afrobeat because it's great to dance to but yeah. We've had some good fuck off songs for decades

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[-] Afaithfulnihilist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 months ago

If you make an arrangement with your beer vender, they will let you put money down on a keg so you don't have to wait in line when the day comes. You don't want to be caught without libations for your BBQ just because you didn't plan ahead.

[-] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 months ago

I've been saving money since 2016 to throw a gigantic bash on that day. I also save 3 vacation days each year just in case he kicks the fucking bucket during the week. I think about it often.

[-] gigajhand@lemmy.ml 14 points 6 months ago

I love how everyone thought of the same person after seeing this post

[-] ZeroGravitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago
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[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

When the righteous prosper, the city rejoices; when the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy.

Proverbs 11:10

[-] CreamyJalapenoSauce@piefed.social 12 points 6 months ago

I have a 2g blunt that I plan to smoke when he dies

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[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 months ago

If this refers to the orange Russian cum rag, then my first action upon hearing of his demise will be to walk into the nearest pub and buy everyone a round.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

Me too! The bars are going to make a killing.

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[-] ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 months ago

Why on earth would anyone be respectful to people like Trump and Stephen Miller when they die and their souls are dragged to hell?

For many many decades (maybe since ever) fascists and conservatives were never respectful and many would just go 'good riddence' when they see a progressive pass away. Fuck em'. Also fuck the guys who claim 'there will be retaliation'. It is like when bullies and the adults who support them don't want victims fighting back or standing up to them will somehow only escalate the violence, or in my case they would make me look like the asshole and basically say 'how would you like it if they did that to you?' When they have been doing it to me countless times before I decided to talk back.

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

The only thing that could convince me to go to that country again would be to drop a deuce on his grave

[-] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 months ago

His grave will be closed to the public or guarded 24/7 to keep millions of Americans from doing the same.

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[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

The day it’s announced that Donny has passed away will be the 2nd Independence Day for America and most of the world. The 24hrs following his death will be very interesting to watch especially from the view of his cult members.

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

I will be celebrating the opening of the Donald J. Trump unisex bathroom.

[-] Jayve@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

The Donald J Trump Memorial Sewage Treatment Plant and Landfill.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Would world wide celebration be respectful?

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Is drunker than shit on the most expensive whiskey I can find respectful?

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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Lol.

I'll be in the streets banging on pots and pans and screaming "DING DONG THE PEDO IS DEAD".

I'll take this parade down the street to the one dipshit in my neighborhood still rocking Trump trash in the front yard and just stand on the sidewalk celebrating while laughing and pointing at the house.

Which reminds me. I need to sign that dipshit's address up for battered spouse pamphlets.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago

That's a "Liberation Day" I'm dearly waiting for.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

The piss will flow down the streets from his grave.

[-] theblurstoftimes@leminal.space 6 points 6 months ago

I always think of what Splinter said to Shredder in the TMNT movie before dropping him into the dump truck when it come to him.

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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ding dong the witch is dead

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Netanyahu and Putin too. horrible old entitled disgusting white men

[-] BeardededSquidward 6 points 6 months ago

I'll honk and cheer at any memorial with people around it that he's dead and thank god. Fuck these people and decorum, they weaponize it.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 6 points 6 months ago

I got a bottle of whiskey set aside, and a friend planning a party.

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