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That's rich coming from a bony, food-horking, air-breathing, water bag. You sound like someone who poops.
Definitely using that last one
Just make sure they don't have a colostomy bag.
At my age? Only if I eat enough fiber...
The last one is the best
"Hey, you there with the nose"
Interesting social test to see who turns around.
How about you go metabolize some carbohydrates you bipedal primate.
Flat-faced hairless caudally challenged sweat factory
Hey, your epidermis is showing!
Ha ha! Epidermis means hair.
Um, no it doesn't
I think they were making a Simpsons reference.
I'll eat the downvotes. I quit watching the Simpsons around season 3.
considering it's a season 4 reference, you're excused. now start watching the 8 other good seasons and catch up
"Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea."
―HK-47
My meatbag - Denzel Washington, Training Day
You should be more careful you jizz cock! You could have had my legs off you piss kidney!
wait that last one
What if it's a ghoul saying that
All these multicellular whippersnappers. Back in my day we had one cell and didn’t complain
Why would it feel like a huge insult? Maybe to you lol
i use "fartbutt" and "assbutt" all the time to similar effect. what you mean you don't fart out your butt? your ass ain't a butt?
You with the sentience.
I use "Your face smells like a foot" from Adventure Time
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
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