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[-] pineapple@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

Please tell me how to scare away the ghost.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I tried farting real loud... but that only scared away my dog.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 22 points 1 week ago

altr

Where exactly?

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 12 points 1 week ago

I was haunting that ghost last night.She was a serial killer when she was alive and a memory feeder in her afterlife.

To stop her, I had to destroy her trophies, but each time I projected to one of her victim’s bodies I had to work quickly, because she would show up immediately when I touched a trophy and begin darting through me repeatedly, erasing parts of me.

At the last body I couldn’t remember my name, or anything at all, just the task. And she was already there, frantic and weeping.

I wasted no time destroying the last of her trophies and made my escape. Bud she grabbed me, somehow, as I vanished. She embraced me, cohabiting my projection, and I instantly knew her story, and understood why she killed all those people.

But I woke myself shouting the deprojection command. My cat, startled, just blinked at me. My body and memories were intact. It was just a weird dream.

My eyes felt hot, though, as if I had been weeping.

[-] WeeneyTodd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago

lol no. Shortage. Can’t be fully asleep or awake.

[-] higgsboson@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago
[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's Sunshine from There is no Antimemetics Division

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There is no antimimetics division: it's your first day.

[-] MoonMoon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

That's all well and good, but how are we to deal with this Romantic Ghost?

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

It's the only possible explanation.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Memory is pinned to location. It’s like when you go into a different room your brain decides it’s time to move the working set into paging memory and grab some memories for the new room, and none of the that is about you going to get your keys from the bedside table.

[-] meejle@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago

Pokédex entry coded

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

I like this, so this is my headcannon now. 🤪

[-] TomMasz@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Nice, I guess, but I'd still prefer to remember why I came into this room.

this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2026
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