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[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 105 points 3 months ago

Maybe if you used the metric system you wouldn't be in an argument in the first place, avoiding this whole situation.

[-] GreenDust@lemmings.world 61 points 3 months ago

Their argument was about the optimal date format to use.

[-] ne0phyte@feddit.org 58 points 3 months ago

What's there to discuss about ISO 8601?

[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

WHOOO!!! ISO-8601 FAN CLUB!!! [runs around the room cheering like a lunatic]

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Easy. YYYY-MM-DD Z-HH:MM(:SS)

Anything else in inferior.

[-] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is only true when dealing with huge amounts electronic data, for easy sorting and such. DD.MM.YYYY is superior for everyday use. Don't even try to change my mind

[-] AbsolutePain@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

DD.MM.YYYY is superior for everyday use

Please elaborate. Can't see how this could be true in any situation but I'm willing to hear you out xd

[-] mirshafie@europe.pub 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If most of the dates you're looking at are within a reasonably narrow span (say 90 days), DD.MM.YYYY gives you the important information first, and you can often omit the YYYY entirely.

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[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

True. But I found that out after importing loads of photos from my old phone where I stored everything DDMMYYYY. Shit was all fucked up (winXP times). I'm used to DD-MM-YY on a daily basis, which is totally fine. Just don't name your files like that xD

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

As a Hungarian I have to say that YYYY.MM.DD. Is clearly fucking superior.

[-] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 16 points 3 months ago

Everything that doesn't start with the month is fine for me. This shit is vile!

[-] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

So YDYMDYMY it shall be!

[-] sniggleboots@europe.pub 14 points 3 months ago

YYYY-DD-MM? Don't be ridiculous!

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[-] Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc 6 points 3 months ago
[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

All aboard the downvote train! Choo choooo!

[-] thisorthatorwhatever@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
[-] mirshafie@europe.pub 11 points 3 months ago

I prefer SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS because what can be more accurate and objective??

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

time_t ftw, see you in 2028.

[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 69 points 4 months ago
[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 110 points 4 months ago

The bf & gf are 1.222x10^35 and 9.842×10^34 planck lengths, respectively.

[-] probablymissing@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

god i hate the metric system. how much is that in hours?

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Depends how big the circle is, one hour is 15 degrees, but we can't convert degrees to length without the radius.

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[-] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 4 months ago
[-] geissi@feddit.org 63 points 3 months ago

They're both about 0 AU, so I don't really see the problem.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 36 points 4 months ago

About 192cm vs 155cm

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

1/46 and 1/58 of an american football field?

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

These are real units.
One is 6 minutes, 5 seconds and the other is 5 minutes, 2 seconds.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago

He is 19.5 hands tall. She is 15.5 hands tall.

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[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

She was 8 bananas, he was 10.

[-] Soulg@ani.social 11 points 4 months ago
[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

He's very tall and she's pretty short, both with regards to average for their gender.

Tap for spoiler6'5" is about 1.95m 5'2" is about 1.52m

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[-] carrylex@lemmy.world 63 points 3 months ago
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[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago

I once caught a goblin on camera stealing my socks and yelled at it and this was the exact face and pose it gave me

[-] 33550336@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

You look like you are in top 3 creatures in the Universe most deserving a hug

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 months ago

I'm 6'3"...I've seen a lot of dandruff.

[-] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 months ago

I'm very short. You smell so many unwashed asses and pits going up stairs or standing in crowded trains.

[-] coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

That's brutal lol.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 17 points 4 months ago

Well the angle up at my face isn’t much better (( )-:

[-] blady_blah@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

My wife's 4'9" and I'm 6 ft and this is never the view I see. That Delta height is exactly the same as what the op height differences is. If I'm looking down and she's looking up our faces are only about a foot apart. Op's picture makes it look like it's 2 ft or more.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Looks like gag-reflex girlfriend. Hang on, let me look for something with her in it…

Edit: found it. They look similar. Can’t post it here, the only source I found was a Facebook reel and I don’t want to get downvoted to shit for posting FB stuff.

[-] SteveTech@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago

I believe this is the gag reflex girl's YouTube channel: youtube.com/@DaleSeafoam-f4i

She's similar, but I'm pretty sure they're different people.

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[-] aeration1217@lemmy.org 5 points 3 months ago

now.. I know I can search gag reflex girlfriend and the results I'll get and enjoy, but.. what's the particular one you mention about

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[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

Just two fingers in the nostrils

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