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submitted 2 years ago by MicroWave@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world

Federal customs agents pooh-poohed the plans of an Iowa woman who wanted to make jewelry from giraffe feces she picked up on a trip to Kenya and brought back to the U.S. in her luggage.

The woman declared the small box of feces when she was selected to have her belongings inspected upon arriving at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport on Sept. 29, according to U.S. Customs and Border Protection.

The woman, who was not identified, told officials she planned to use the waste to make a necklace, as she had done in the past with moose poop.

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[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 37 points 2 years ago

Giraffe poop can be brought back to the U.S. with the proper permits and inspections, according to Minnesota Public Radio. The station reported that the woman won’t face sanctions because she declared the feces and gave it to Customs.

I would not have guessed that there is already a process. Therefore, this is not the first time someone has brought Giraffe waste into the country. Interesting.

[-] Specific_Skunk@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if the initial purveyor of poo was a researcher, because they are always hauling weird shit around. I was once asked why I was carrying around 40 toothbrushes and when I responded with “for fish stuff”, the looks only turned more confused. I can only imagine being a well-traveled researcher trying to return through customs with my latest batch of study materials.

[-] Cody@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

But now I gotta ask. Why do you need 40 toothbrushes for fish stuff??

[-] Specific_Skunk@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Some fish have little “hairs” on their body that are very similar to the “hairs” humans have in their ears to detect sound. As part of a trial to regrow damaged “hairs” in people with noise-induced hearing loss (soldiers, factory workers, etc), we had to uh, induce some damage so there was a test subject for the drugs. Turns out, tooth brush heads work really well for transmitting high-frequency waves through small volumes of water. Also turns out that I was not cut out for trials requiring living things. It was rough on the psyche.

[-] SheeEttin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I once heard of someone being stopped for carrying a container labeled "bee genitalia".

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 26 points 2 years ago

The agency’s agriculture specialists destroyed the giraffe poop.

How was work today?

[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

"What is this shit?!"

"Giraffe, sir."

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

This lady must have been higher than a giraffe's asshole.

[-] SeedyOne@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This isn't quite as crazy as it sounds. Mythbusters did an episode years ago to prove that you.can actually "polish a turd", testing with various species of poop. If memory serves, Lion was the shiniest of the bunch. I don't recall if giraffe was on there but maybe she's onto something...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Just because you can doesn't mean you should

[-] SeedyOne@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

No argument there!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Nothing in this story makes a lick of sense. I think I'm going back to bed.

[-] OrderedChaos@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Definitely don't want to lick it.

[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago
[-] Raptor_007@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Oddity aside, certainly she could have sourced this closer to home, right?

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 years ago

I feel this is a violation of her 2A rights to be armed with giraffe feces.

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