"lobsters in vases"

"How do lobsters get into vases?"

"Are vases lobsters?"

"Can a lobster run for president?"

"Is the president a lobster?"

"Historical lobsters in politics"

"Am I a lobster?"

"Lobster deworming medication"

"Red Lobster CEO in 2007"

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"how to drive stick shift unmarked 1996 Honda Civic"

in silence

Well hey now, sometimes I'll say "oh that's pretty cool" out loud to nobody in particular

relatable

This is the kind of thinking that helped me understand the difference between UK and US biscuits, why they are different, how they are different, and how biscuit means "twice cooked" and how after generations they are fundamentally both not biscuits.

Biscuits were par cooked in a log/loaf and then sliced. Toast is closer to OG biscuits than whatever either country currently call biscuits.

I recently decided I was going to do a bunch of research on the titanic, which then transformed into searching up how icebergs work and were they came from. I thought icebergs just get summoned in the north pole and the titanic was inside of the arctic circle. Turns out icebergs always come from glaciers, guys aren't glaciers like so cool they are like rivers but they are frozen and absolutely massive like some of them are kilometers long, some of them are really spiky and some of them are really flat. I love going into google earth and finding glaciers. look at this one in alaska, or this amazing view of a glacier in swizterland woah look at how it is strangly bumpy but this part is really flat Ok back to icebergs I didn't believe that over 90% of icebergs could be underwater because they look so big, how could there be so much mass underwater? I tested it out with an ice cube and it definitely makes sense, in fact it might even be more than 90%. Did you know that the biggest icebergs come from glaciers in Antarctica and they can be 10's of km long and 100's of km wide! that's crazy! Also there is a place in canada off the coast of newfoundland (isn't that a really weird name for a place btw) called iceberg ally basically where heaps of icebergs come down and you can just see them from the shore and sometimes they wash up. I think you can even get iceberg water in Newfoundland although I feel like that would be really salty, but maybe not I'm not an iceberg expert. Also the titanic sunk near Newfoundland in iceberg ally.

Then im going to forget what the topic was entirely by tomorrow, but hopefully I will remember some of the "important" details. I wont know until it comes up in aome obscure trivia question in 5 years