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Having a healthier sleep schedule.
Adopt a cool ass viking name. We had harold Bluetooth, now you can be Alina bluegazer
Pop a flashbang before entering the room. Anyone inside will be too dazed and occupied with other things to notice the blue veins.
If you can’t buy or build a flashbang, I recommend making a one-day blinding stew.
Blue veins and dark circles under eyes are mostly genetic. You might be able to minimize them by getting enough rest and hydration, or cover them with under eye concealer.
2 options:
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Moisturize. Healthy skin, healthy life.
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pick up farming. Toiling in the dirt, baked by the sun will have the skin too cooked to show veins beneath.
Concealer?
Especially peach concealer mixed with foundation or other concealer with a more natural color
Seconding a warm toned concealer, something like a peachy color like this, OP! Counteracts blue/purple on the color wheel. Look into color correcting concealers.
Draw much brighter red lines on other parts of your face, so nobody will notice the blue.
Hemorrhoid cream?
Kenneth: “Miss Maroney, I have that hemorrhoid cream you wanted!”
Jenna: stunned, in the middle of talking to her new boss “…it’s for my face…”
Jack: “Well wherever you’re putting it, I think it’s working.”
Start a puppy mill, puppies have a natural tendency to draw attention and focus away from your hideous appearance. In your case I would bring at least five or six puppies everywhere you go.
Stop performing dark rituals to turn yourself into a lich king
But what if I suddenly find myself in need of three black mana?
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