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[-] limelight79@lemmy.world 143 points 4 weeks ago

Do they know that football involves a bunch of men grabbing each other?

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 52 points 4 weeks ago

If I told someone I had a video of muscular dudes in spandex pants wrestling around with each other in the mud, they'd think I never miss pride events, but tell them its the most recent superbowl and suddenly...

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 weeks ago

Hey, you leave the Turkish national sport outta this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_wrestling

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 26 points 4 weeks ago

Football can be described in so many fun ways.

Years ago when my rep was cosponsoring some bill about how video games were killing children my buddy sent him a letter. I don't remember the exact contents but it pointed out the rich history in Texas of folks wearing different colors violently defending their turf from rivals. Schools are training high schoolers to how to be in a gang as a sponsored activity every Friday evening.

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[-] kboos1@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

Listen to sports commentators out of context. Sounds pretty gay to me

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

If you put black censor bars over MMA fighter shorts, it looks REALLY GAY.

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[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 74 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Every time I read TPUSA. I think Toilet Paper USA. Not complaining, because that's what it is basically

[-] Ohmmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 weeks ago

I want to defend the toilet paper for keeping shit off your hands while TPUSA is the literal shit

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[-] AlexLost@lemmy.world 50 points 4 weeks ago

How gay is that?! They need to have their own party, because they aren't welcome at the regular one. Such cry babies with their safe spaces and delicate feelings.

[-] CXORA@aussie.zone 8 points 4 weeks ago

Are you seriously using gay as in insult in response tl this story?

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

I took it as sarcasm.

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[-] brianary@lemmy.zip 48 points 4 weeks ago

Conservatives don't assimilate into American society.

[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago

They're whole ethos is antisocial. They are obstinent toddlers who stomp their feet and fold their arms and think it's funny to make other people mad.

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

really have to stop calling them conservatives, they're regressives clearly

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[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 43 points 4 weeks ago

Nice work fun police, who ya gonna get? The old fart with the America song?

[-] Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip 44 points 4 weeks ago

It's gonna be the Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan "it's not gay because we said 'no homo' circle jerk spectacular" featuring George Santos.

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 23 points 4 weeks ago

And you think magats are smart enough to remember that? They'll get a guy barely ressembling hogan and call it a day

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Look, all they want is a muscular man with facial hair in shorts telling them how he's going to dominate them, pin them to the floor and just start pounding them. Otherwise, it's too gay.

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[-] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 weeks ago

Kid Rock and Ted Nugent would be my guess. But I mean, you could swing a dead cat and hit like six or seven country/western singers who hate dark-skinned and/or LGBTQ+ Americans in a given honky-tonk, so they'll have no shortage of talent. And, make no mistake, some of these people are talented... but if they just use that talent to try to further divide the poor people for the benefit of the wealthy, I don't think they are worthy of my attention.

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[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 43 points 4 weeks ago

When a bunch of conservatives get together, they crash grindr, so... Yeah.

[-] hector@lemmy.today 16 points 4 weeks ago

Every accusation of theirs is a confession. Every single one. No exceptions.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 39 points 4 weeks ago

I can wait to find out what loser right wing celebs they haul out to combat the wokeness. 😂

[-] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 40 points 4 weeks ago

Kid Rock instantly materialises

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[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 28 points 4 weeks ago

Nazis sure are some fragile people.

[-] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Usually if a group of people spend several years calling everything a snowflake... Yeah it do be like that

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[-] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 4 weeks ago

It's not gay, it's brown. Or is Bad Bunny also gay? I have no idea, and I don't care who he loves. I'm tuning in for the music and the dancing. I'm not a fan, but I'm sure it'll be a good show.

[-] homes@piefed.world 32 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Although the jury is still out as to whether Bad Bunny is gay or not, he has announced that he is going to perform the halftime show wearing a dress, in solidarity with Puerto Rico‘s rich history of drag queens.

So, yeah. That.

[-] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 15 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Drag used to be a lot more common in the US.

[-] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 weeks ago

Cue vt of Trump and Giuliani dressed as women.

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[-] abbiistabbii 25 points 4 weeks ago

So what's it going to be? Kid Rock singing about how Trump is God's chosen president while a group of "liberals" (ie: non conservatives) they captured off the streets get forced to pray to Jesus in the direction of Mar-a-Lago?

These fuckers remind me of the type of people who only let their kids watch "Christian" television.

[-] DandomRude@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago

Well, this shows once again that the right-wing extremists need their own artificially staged reality in order to somehow justify all the outrageous lies of the MAGA leadership: they simply cannot allow people to peacefully celebrate sporting events.

It's really absurd how blind these idiots are. They just can't see that the imaginary enemy images that are being mindlessly propagated here simply serve to distract from how thoroughly degenerate the leaders of this "movement" are, from the fact that they are actually the enemies of all halfway decent people.

The stupidity is really only surpassed by the ruthlessness of the criminals responsible for this moronic deception.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 weeks ago

They're doing the "brainwashing" they accuse others of. Benny Shap's network makes right-wing movies for crying out loud.

They defend this by saying that hollywood is "left" wing ... so they must "counteract" and "balance" things.

I'm reminded of the Chris Wallace and Jon Stewart interview: https://youtu.be/UYbtUztVctI?t=417

Jon Stewart:

Here's the difference between you and I, I'm a comedian first ... my comedy is informed by an ideological background. There's no question about that, but the thing you will never understand and the thing that conservative activists will never understand is that Hollywood, yeah they're liberal, but that's not their primary motivating force. I'm not an activist. I'm a comedian and my comedy is informed by ideology, there's no question about that, but I'm not an ideologue.

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[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 22 points 4 weeks ago

I’ll make my own halftime show, with pedos, and mar-a-Lago face!

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 weeks ago

Why don't they just play their own Superbowl too?

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[-] Inucune@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago

So wait, you're going to try and run a second concert in competition with the super bowl halftime show, and still associate it with the super bowl/NFL?

The lawyers are going to eat them alive for the fees.

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago

Watching 300 lb men huddle in spandex for 4 hours not gay, but 2 halftime music acts are way too far beyond the rainbow...

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[-] tonytins@pawb.social 9 points 4 weeks ago
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[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 weeks ago

Big week for the left they've claimed both gun rights and football all in one week.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Lee Greenwood's body is ready.

[-] jacktherippah@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Toilet Paper USA

[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

It must be so sad to belong to the drab old culture MAGA idolizes, and watch the entire world just move the fuck on constantly, not giving a single shit, when you think that football-and-Jesus culture is some kind of temple eternal.

[-] theblurstoftimes@leminal.space 7 points 4 weeks ago

They would know all about what gay is I guess.

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

They'll be exchanging Nazi salutes while reading the bible. Fuck them.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Conservative Fragility

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