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[-] otter@lemmy.ca 142 points 2 years ago

You really didn't have to hit post on this one, yeesh

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 58 points 2 years ago

The people have a right to know

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 years ago

*repost this one

I had seen this many-a-time on Reddit (it’s a site that’s like Lemmy but shittier)

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 8 points 2 years ago

Your correction doesn't make sense, there's no repost button.

meme of a confused grandma saying you really didn't have to hit repost this one

But yeah, I've seen this on Reddit few years ago.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I’m in not trying to shit on you, OP! I was just saying I’ve seen this showerthought a bunch before.

Also your first sentence makes ZERO sense, as 99.999% of reposts are posted without the use of a dedicated repost button? Like is a “repost” button a button anyone has ever seen?

Quick edit: oh I totally see what you mean, my comment intended to transform “hit post on” into just “repost” hahaha

[-] naticus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Now I want a cynical dev to make a Lemmy app that labels the post button as the repost button. Might as well assume all content is unoriginal, right?

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

Yeeeeh basically everything on the internet is unoriginal now. Even the comment I’m current making.

R9K was a cool experiment, until… well… the /b/. Which was like… the all of it.

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[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 85 points 2 years ago

I just woke up and you chose to share this with me.

[-] KneeTitts@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Now imagine if they were kissing each others buttholes.. its an infinite loop

[-] FleetingTit@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

I think topologists call it a torus.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

proctologists call it an anus

[-] accidental@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago
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[-] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 2 points 2 years ago

The costume design was a highlight.

[-] someguy7734206@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 years ago

Also, kissing while having anal sex is sucking your own dick through a straw.

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago
[-] folkrav@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago
[-] mild_deviation@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago

That one might have in the shower

[-] folkrav@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

One might indeed

I may not, but seems like OP did

Which I'm not sure should worry me or not

[-] sfcl33t@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago
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[-] 1draw4u@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 years ago

Thanks, I hate it

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Topologists say the darnest things.

[-] alphacyberranger@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

With enough yoga and practice if you kiss your own ass, you'll rupture space time continuum and create a point of singularity.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You'll know how the sun feels, when it shines out your ass.

[-] pwalshj@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

That's why I cut out the middle-man and kiss that asshole.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 2 years ago

How many men connecting their penises into their butts would it take to form a complete circle?

[-] Rineloi@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

According to this , I would say it's about nine.

[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Ah, yes the good ol' days. Just people living in the moment. Not a cellphone in sight.

[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

There are 10 people in the picture

[-] Rineloi@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah but there is always one guy that is slacking in group projects

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[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

but only 2.5 socks

[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

#squadgoals

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

My organs have valves on them, so this doesn't apply to me.

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Flip one of those bad boys around and baby, you've got a centipede going!

[-] snowstorm@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

so when you kiss your anus becomes a mouth. there's a a south park episode in there somewhere

[-] wabafee@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Thanks for the insight. Now I will always think of this when I see people kiss.

[-] palitu@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago

I laughed more than I am proud. The wife says that it is disgusting. I agree

[-] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I don't like this

[-] moipe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

What about when two human-centipedes kiss?

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 2 years ago

If one human centipede kisses its own ass it'll be an infinite loop.

[-] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

If you think about it when you sit on a toilet you are connected to a series of tubes there are other people connected to it too. Its a butt to butt connection system

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[-] seaQueue@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Today is a terrible day to have eyes.

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[-] Conyak@lemmy.tf 3 points 2 years ago

Beyond the pale sir.

[-] TheHottub@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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