Who should I call about the delusional man on my TV screen? (lemmy.ca)

submitted 4 months ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[-] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 5 points 4 months ago

The tv isnt on.

[-] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 4 points 4 months ago

Call the police. Then realise the TV is off, and you're seeing yourself reflected in the black screen holding a banana to your ear. Write down "I am awake" in your journal again

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Ghostbusters

[-] fakasad68@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Shoot your TV

[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

One delusional man!?
I see dozens of them on my TV screen!
Get out of politics ya crooks!

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