761
laptop rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by qaz@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.world
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

TBF I'm happy with an optical drive being a peripheral these days, I probably need mine about twice an average year currently

Agree on everything else though. I miss my 17" from ages ago pretty much because it had a numpad

[-] Zorsith 11 points 1 month ago

As someone who has used the peripheral ones, there is a tradeoff compared to built-in: they break more frequently. There's just not enough "armor" keeping the internals safe from even just being squished a little too hard in a backpack

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah who knows how old this is. A builtin DVD/CD/bluray player? Tweet has date cut off.

But also yeah, I agree with the rest. I tried with the small form factor laptops for a while but in the end it's neither here nor there: I'm not taking it with me everywhere (I don't work in tech), even if it's small. And the times I do take it with me the size does not matter much - as long as it still fits in my backpack I guess.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 42 points 1 month ago

All I want is a laptop is 6-8 hours battery life that's tiny so it's very portable.

If I want what's described here I'll just use a desktop.

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 14 points 1 month ago

If its under like 25lbs, its probably still lighter than my backpack in high school was some days without any laptops and that was still very portable.

Also, desktop typically don't last long unplugged.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 1 month ago

If I have a 25 pound laptop with 2-3 bad dragons all the sudden I'm carrying about 50 lbs.

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago

Maybe build the laptop split across the bad dragons and then it'll be plug and play.

load more comments (5 replies)
[-] Hupf@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago
[-] kn33@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Desktop computers aren't portable. They aren't meant to be. Whatever this person is designing isn't very portable, either. If it isn't convenient to use on an airplane tray table, I'm not interested.

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago

Does thickness/weight matter a lot for that or just the footprint?

For me, if I can bring it with me when visiting family, it's portable. If all of these were part of the laptop, then I could skip bringing the second monitor and the charger sometimes. So it would be more portable imo.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (6 replies)
[-] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

When they tell me they removed several conveniences to save a quarter pound I'm like, "dog I can deadlift 400 pounds do you think I'll even feel the difference in my bag?" Gimme my ports back you assholes.

[-] dp@thebrainbin.org 7 points 1 month ago

Why the hell didn’t they hire you on as a consultant for the laptop design team? Incredible lost opportunity, literally makes zero sense.

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

For the battery issue, how much of that is just because they want to stay under the 100Wh mark for shipping in the US?

https://www.winmate.com/en/Product/L140TG-3

Also, apparently dual hot-swappable battery laptops have existed...

[-] northface@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

Also, apparently dual hot-swappable battery laptops have existed...

Indeed, I still hold on to my trusty ThinkPad T420 for that reason (and the excellent Linux support). Two batteries can be used at the same time, one of them hot-swappable.

load more comments (6 replies)
[-] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

This is definitely the issue for batteries. Anyone who flies can’t have a battery larger than 100Wh.

load more comments (4 replies)
[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
load more comments (3 replies)
[-] dp@thebrainbin.org 13 points 1 month ago

Then go buy one of those ruggedized, industrial behemoths that come with their own heavy duty transport case, rolling wheels, and Briggs & Stratton engine. ffs it’s not that difficult.

[-] accideath@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

My thoughts exactly. If you don’t want a thin and lite, don’t get one. Just don’t expect a brand like apple to build thick and rugged macbooks. But there are definitely laptops out there that fit those specifications.

[-] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Doesn't the reduced thickness also contribute to higher Temps and the jet engine fans?

If it was a bit thicker, some of the empty space could be used to push air through and cool the components better.

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

But if it were like that, how would it die after two years of updates, necessitating you to buy a new one, huh?

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Megacomboburrito@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

The same can be said for phones, first they got rid of removable batteries, then the headphone jack and now they're after the sim slot too.

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Remember SD card slots in phones?

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

That can't stop me from using a USB splitter and connect to a portable SSD glued onto the back of my phone.

How the hell is Lee Jae-yong¹ gonna stop me from doing that?

¹CEO of Samsung

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] serenissi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

what I want is a mini pc, a battery pack and a docking 'console' in shape of laptop with a DP screen, ports, keyboard and touchpad. I can mix and match these according to my need, like 2 battery packs.

if I know somewhere power, display and keyboard will be available I can simply take the mini pc only.

load more comments (4 replies)
[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 10 points 1 month ago

Addendum: no webcam or microphone. Firm keys. A bios that doesn’t make choices for us and lets you actually use the damn thing.

load more comments (5 replies)
[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

15 years ago, laptops had this and the space for a optical drive (about 5x M.2 SSD).

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 9 points 1 month ago
[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

I went from a fat 17inch to a thinner 17 inch and now it's 12 screws and 15 clips to open instead of 5 screws and 0 clips. God I miss my clevo :(

[-] BranBucket@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

At my work, we have some ruggedized Dells that are certified for extreme and/or explosive environments that you definitely wouldn't want to get hit with. I have to lug one in my carry on from time to time, I think they're 8-11ish pounds depending on options. Good battery life, pricey as hell though.

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I watched someone get fully knocked out when a milspec dell slid off a roof onto them - those things are no joke.

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I like all of those things but currently I really like it to be light enough so it doesn't bother my shoulders. On the go I want it to be light, at home I have everything with peripherals such as a USB hub, external monitors etc.

I really want to get a dock so I can plug everything through a single USB-C port but they are expensive and often have bad Linux support.

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

I agree with all of this. And seriously, bring back an actual built in ethernet port. Even the best USB adapters are terrible.

[-] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

13" screen max
then just make it thicc

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Laptops already reached the maximum limit of a battery you can take on an airplane. 100 to 160 Wh batteries need airline approval before you can bring it onto the airplane and anything about 160Wh is forbidden. So yeah larger batteries are not gonna happen, until solid state batteries become the norm.

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

So 99wh swappable is the sweet spot?

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] laserm@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

That bludging someone to death is a safety feature, so you can defend yourself in case someone attacks you.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Other than the battery, many laptops branded as "workstations" would fit this description. They're high-performance and expensive, but there are plenty out there.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Look, this is Lemmy so I'm gonna downvoted to hell, but:

This is actually what the Macbook Pro does. After the USB-C-Only generation, they made them a bit thicker, added back some ports (though not as many as OOP seems to want) and you could bludgeon someone to death with one.

load more comments (6 replies)
[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You don't want a 5" thick 50lbs laptop, you want something with Apple Silicon MacBook Pro hardware but more than 3 Thunderbolt ports for connectivity and not from Apple.

The thing lasts forever on battery, outperforms pretty much every (even wall-powered) x86 laptop chip, and has a ridiculously bright screen for a laptop. It's missing the ports and upgradeability (and easy Linux but that's another thing).

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

My ThinkPad T-480 running Linux Mint, my beloved ❤️❤️❤️

load more comments (5 replies)
[-] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 6 points 1 month ago

Eh, heavy laptops are a pain

[-] Lightfire228@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago

Speaking as someone who used an ASUS ROG laptop for Uni

You don't want a heavy laptop

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] Red_October@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago

I will pay a premium for a laptop that has both peak performance and a rugged enough case and build that I can travel with it without freaking out. I need desktop performance and laptop portability.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] unphazed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Everything except the disc reader and writer. Laptops are mobile, I can carry a usb drive if I need extra space, not lug around a bunch of discs.

[-] Alloi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

ive been suggesting that more people begin making custom cyber decks for years now. you can have a desk SFFPC level of power in a small lil suitcase.

load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2026
761 points (100.0% liked)

196

5883 readers
23 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.


Rule: You must post before you leave.



Other rules

Behavior rules:

Posting rules:

NSFW: NSFW content is permitted but it must be tagged and have content warnings. Anything that doesn't adhere to this will be removed. Content warnings should be added like: [penis], [explicit description of sex]. Non-sexualized breasts of any gender are not considered inappropriate and therefore do not need to be blurred/tagged.

Also, when sharing art (comics etc.) please credit the creators.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us on our matrix channel or email.

Other 196's:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS