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[-] evol@lemmy.today 128 points 1 month ago

Either you people are jerking off to some weird ass shit or I have no shame

[-] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago

Post nut clarity doesn’t hit for you?

[-] evol@lemmy.today 79 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

never in a way that feel I "disgusted" tbh

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

That's our internalized shame. I blame growing up baptist.

[-] evol@lemmy.today 13 points 1 month ago

Hm yeah maybe religion was never really pushed on me as a child and my parents religion really dosen't have a concept of "sin" ig

Gotta up your game, my dude!

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 24 points 1 month ago

Dude I eat watching porn sometimes.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 26 points 1 month ago

I need to know if it's worth jerking it to before I go through the effort.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Fair enough, lol

Way to judge someone else's hobbies. Sheesh.

[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

As someone that's probably done worse: wtf bro

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 month ago

I just like how Alura Jenson sounds when she's yelling at guys half her height.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago
[-] ArchBtw@ani.social 36 points 1 month ago
[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

I only do it to normal asses and shit, not weird asses and shit.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Have you seen a porn site home page? You'll see some pretty messed up shit right off the rip.

On top of that two of the most popular porn genres are cheating and rape.

And don't even get me started on animated porn. That's a whole different beast with horrors you can barely imagine.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I always get suggested step sibling porn. But if I had to guess what's the most popular, I'd guess either creampie, or hotwife. Which isn't the same as cheating, and certainly not rape.

What would make you think cheating and rape?

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't have any statistical data or anything but in my experience of watching porn (which admittedly is way too high) there's an obscene amount of those two categories.

It's anecdotal evidence I'll admit but it's prevalent enough that I've noticed it.

[-] edinbruh@feddit.it 10 points 1 month ago

The first one, probably

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

I think it must not be a thing for everyone cause I've never related to the post clarity thing either.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Well what are YOU jerking off to?

[-] whimsy@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 month ago

I thought this was a mickey7 post

[-] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is he still around or did I finally just block him? I truly don't remember. Oh yeah NVM I blocked him.

[-] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 36 points 1 month ago

What am I even looking at? Am I having a stroke or something?

[-] brap@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago

Looks like people crammed into public transport at peak time.

[-] TRock@feddit.dk 20 points 1 month ago

Not a stroke but stroke inducing.

[-] bytesonbike@discuss.online 17 points 1 month ago

Guy avoiding giving eye contact to the thing he got off on... A woman's armpits.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

You are stroking, according to the meme

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Vinegar strokes

[-] bbboi@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

A tall woman with a bust that we are fetishizing

[-] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And a guy doing his best to be respectful whose image was also posted widely and nonconsentually to everyone.

For the awful crime of existing in public we sentence you both to internet mockery.

Seriously I fucking hate these random shots of unaware people living there lives being made into memes. Fuck that shit I just want to ride the bus

[-] slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

I am totally with you on this. These are just normal people going about their day. Why was someone even snapping this picture? Probably to ogle the woman.

[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Gaping anus

[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 month ago

Is something wrong with me if I don't experience this? 😂

[-] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago
[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

Yes

(Joking)

[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You may be the coveted "post-nut rarity"

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Weaklings haven't overcome the shame society programmed into them.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I find porn really depressing.

[-] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago
[-] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

No, that's still bad because it conflicts with religious values.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

That's ok, just hit up GROK. He'd be happy to generate all sorts of porn for you, including CP.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] razen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I have watched it like a normal series

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