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old, but still funny. i think..

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[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 115 points 5 days ago

Missing the LLM developer with billions of tokens to burn.

  • "Claude, please solve this puzzle so my Grandma can get her insulin"
  • if the LLM succeeds, solves in less than 10 seconds.
  • if it fails, star remains forever unsolved - "Impossible with current LLM, will try again with ChatGPT 8.0"
[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 58 points 5 days ago
  • Running 7 different LLM agents simultaneously, not for proof of correctness, just for speed and resource burn
[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I'm fairly confident this image is from before the rise of LLMs (or at least - from before they could solve AoC)

[-] obsid@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 days ago

Exactly, we need a modern version of this meme.

[-] dumnezero@piefed.social 15 points 5 days ago

Missing the LLM developer with billions of tokens to burn.

developer

developer

are they tho?

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 10 points 4 days ago
[-] dumnezero@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago

Close. A script is readable and editable code. The LLM slop is "deep" so it's opaque and you can't really change the system prompt (you can jailbreak it).

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago

Script-kiddie is a derogatory term for a computer user who can't read or edit the code. Scripts might be useful to us, but they may as well be opaque to a script-kiddie.

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[-] bbb@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago
  • Spends the first 90% of the competition developing specialized subagents and custom MCP servers to allocate the problems and most relevant information efficiently into the LLM's contexts.
  • All of his agents easily escape their own sandboxes and one accidentally configures itself into "delete-only mode".
  • "Codex, how the fuck do you not have access to your own documentation?"
  • Places 29th globally after one of his subsubagents finds a way to reconstruct the full solution set from filesystem metadata in the online judge VMs.
[-] Dragon@lemmy.ml 23 points 4 days ago
[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 72 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I worked directly with the last one on the list. I got his laptop approved to install Microsoft Access, by submitting a formal request to IT security.

I will share my first honest draft "justification" here:

"This man can achieve miracles with nothing more than Excel and VBA. His true skills unleashed are exactly what all of our draconian IT policies are afraid of. I don't know what will happen, to any of us - after you approve this request. But i believe that standing in the way of his destiny is foolish futility, and I want him to remember me fondly when his full powers emerge."

I replaced it with meaningless business speak bullshit, and cited a couple of uninterpretable but urgent business office priorities before I submitted the form.

There's a such thing as too much honestly.

[-] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 50 points 5 days ago
[-] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 5 days ago

They all have thigh highs, you just don't see it in the pictures.

[-] Cevilia 20 points 4 days ago

Can Hackerman tell me my IP please? I can never remember where that's hidden. Thanks!

[-] jungle@lemmy.world 49 points 5 days ago

Tharg here. It's a compiler, not a transpiler.

[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago

And as a kernel engineer I really don't do any golfing.

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

I think they meant Vim-golfingor other code-golfing?

Which...uh...yeah, I've been guilty of. Maybe not formally, but I've definitely made changes just to satisfy my private pride.

[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I appreciate the response. But "golfing" was likely just an autocorrect from trying to type "coding" when they made the meme.

Or maybe you're making another joke. If so, /woosh to me.

[-] Cascio@lemmy.world 45 points 5 days ago

Is the last image/name straight up from "Office Space" ?

[-] krimson@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago

Samir Notgonnaworkhereanymore

[-] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 5 days ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago

I think the name is a bit wrong. Also I didn’t think the character was Indian.

Unrelated, but if the guy is working IT support, is he really that great of a coder? Seems like if you were that good, you would have a different job.

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago

The number of people who think IT and CS are interchangeable is too damn high.

[-] valek879@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

Since getting married to a programmer I've learned that CS is not the same as IT. I'm still the family IT person, now I just sleep with a walking talking command line cheat sheet. She could write a program for anything but a KVM is black magic to her.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

Yeah it bugs me too. The line gets even blurrier now that one of the latest models is to integrate devops with the dev team. And put developers on call to handle system generated alarms. That used to be the job of what we called a sysadmin, but as part of everything being “cloud” now, they figured they could save some money and make developers do IT work as well, call it devops, and then squeeze out a bunch of related IT roles.

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[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago

Is... Tharg unusual? Like, the rest are exaggerated for humor, but I've met more than one Tharg. Hell, at one point if I switched majors I'd be Tharg.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago

I'm the old bald guy. My self-imposed restriction is not taking ADHD meds.

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

not taking adhd meds

how do you do it?

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The coding? In little bite-sized pieces. I follow the Unix philosophy of "make each program do one thing well". It's much less daunting to build it one piece at a time.

I'm fortunate to have an employer who understands that the architectural work is done while I appear to be walking around doing nothing.

[-] mad_world_37@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago

I wish more people understood that neurodivergent people work differently, and if you let them they can become "superstars"

[-] RomulusCornflakes@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Finally, someone who understands.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Oh I remember years ago my project manager worried I was not at my desk typing and I had to explain to him that my brain was constantly thinking about the code. Even while on breaks, even at night, 24/7 essentially. It took time to convince him but thankfully my senior knew I wasnt bullshit ting because he was seeing my code. I did burn out after two years, obviously.

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[-] protogen420 8 points 5 days ago

yall get the chance to take adhd meds? what a paradise

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[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

There is also a brand new "kid raised by their parents solely with the goal of working at google one day."

They have memorized like 9000 problems for interviews and this was one of them.

[-] mattreb@feddit.it 31 points 5 days ago

for the folks that have tried competitive programming, this is way too relatable

[-] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

This is not true. Most of the competition are clueless nepo babies who win by default.

The rest are people who have been programming embedded systems since they were 3 months old.

[-] Bazoogle@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

since they were 3 months old.

Lmao. Imagine getting such a late start on embedded systems.

[-] Kacarott@aussie.zone 9 points 4 days ago

I believe the "competition" in the original context is Advent of Code, not the job market. As you can see most of those people already have good jobs, why would they need to compete with the likes of you?

[-] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

You may be right. That does seem to make more sense.

[-] fnrir 9 points 5 days ago

This feels a bit too real...

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

I wish I still had time for advent of code...

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 5 days ago

It was at least shorter this year

[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Shit, if I had known that I might have actually done it this year

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[-] kamen@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Imagine seeing your face in this picture.

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The Chinese student thing gets a solid "shut the fuck up with your tired hypocritical stereotypes" from me (not directed towards you, Lemmy poster).

[-] obsid@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago
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