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Can I use your shower? (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago

What's with the red pepper next to the shower ranch? Seems kinda weird to me.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

It's like baby power for your balls. Just completely worse

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

Spoiler alert, your balls are already baby power.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You might need to drink more water.

Edit: I got wooshed. I read "power" as "powder."

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Uff-da! Got 'em. Sorry, got a little over excited der. Guess you can tell I've been to Caribou more than once today. Whelp, I better get a move on. Got hotdish ready soon.

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Oooookey then

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah, saves time.

[-] certified_expert@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Dawn for the win. Need nothing else to get squeaky

[-] West_of_West@piefed.social 23 points 2 months ago

Good for ducks, good for me

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

🎵 I don’t know, but I’ve been told…

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

🎵 Dawn detergent cleans my folds...

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I don't know about the coffee and salad dressing, but, I totally keep a bottle of Ajax dish soap in the shower.

It'll cut the gear oil off you.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Coffee?

Also, while I don't keep it in the shower, yes, dish detergent is great for many things other than cleaning dishes.

[-] Machinist@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Ah. Mistook the red pepper for a jar of instant coffee.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

That makes more sense than the ranch and pepper. I could see a more desperate version of my self take a shot of instant coffee and wash it down with some water from the showerhead.

[-] dvlsg@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I bet if you turned it into coffee it would certainly wake you up.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Caffeine is good for the hair roots or something.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I don't know about the coffee and salad dressing,

Remind me not to ask for a cup of "coffee" from you...

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Username checks out here.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I use mine for cleaning things

There are so many things that can be cleaned with water, and a brush way easier than dusting but they only fit in the shower.

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Dating a horse means having a stable relationship.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Is that a bad thing?

I have heard good things about the Mane & Tail and it is (relatively ) cheap

[-] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

And it clearly stated her expectations.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

I've used that shampoo before.

good stuff.

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

I’ll be smelling that rag, can tell you that much.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

I can’t imagine even considering touching someone’s used washcloth. Frankly, I don’t even touch mine. I use them only once before washing them. They’re small, so a week’s supply occupies little space

Smells like a tossed salad.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

We’re still talking about produce, right?

Depends. Is that what you want us to be talking about?

[-] dion_starfire@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

You shouldn't wear Depends in the shower. They're for getting back to that squishy feeling after the shower.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Never change, Lemmy.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

And scrambled eggs?

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago

There’s a cordial brand here in Australia that legit looks like washing up liquid, both in packaging and the colour of the liquid.

[-] kopasu22@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Huh, here we have a cleaner brand that looks like some sort of juice or drink mix.

Seems like they should just switch packaging, haha.

[-] tamal3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I've only tried Lavender Fabuloso! This is a whole new world.

Although, while I love the smell, I think this stuff is not very responsible ecologically....... Can someone correct me, please??!

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Pleasant smelling | Ecologically Responsible | Effective Cleaner

Choose two.|

[-] justlemmyin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

What even does ranch mean tho.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

A condiment of "buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, black pepper, and herbs (commonly chives, parsley and dill), mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_dressing

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

How can our butter be real if milk isn’t real?

[-] danhab99@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

What are they a carrot?

[-] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 2 months ago

Red pepper... ranch sauce... hot water in a suspiciously black tub... the heck's your name, freakin' Hansel?

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