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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Why does the first sentence feel like a shitty loading screen tip?

[-] OopsOverbombing@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Yeah the new Fortnite update is weird

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

These are all the new maps that they've added (and that's a newspaper).

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

I don't know but I want to make a game now, just to include this in the tips.

[-] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Classic DND story

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago
[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well, that's two parallel raccoons.

I assume with work you can do raccoon multiplexing on multiple axes.

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

looks up raccoon skeleton geometry and algorithms to solve square packing problem

Because I'm pretty sure it's more than two.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Ok, yes, but... it's likely not three. And fractional racoons aren't recommended for...well anything really.

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Do not ask if you should, ask only if you could!

And consider: if the widest part of a raccoon compresses to 4" on one axis, its entirely plausible you could pack two in side by side on the narrower axis, perhaps angled in a V shape, with another across above them, against the roof of the sphincter

I wouldn't bet on a 4th, but also would not rule it out without firmer numbers than I have.

[-] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The same way not everyone can run like Usain Bolt not everyone can stretch like Goatse.

One racoon tops, in a good day.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

How many rabbits is that? Asking for a friend.

[-] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Everything is possible when you believe yourself 💪

this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2025
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