Why does the first sentence feel like a shitty loading screen tip?
Yeah the new Fortnite update is weird
These are all the new maps that they've added (and that's a newspaper).
I don't know but I want to make a game now, just to include this in the tips.
Classic DND story 
Amateurs
Well, that's two parallel raccoons.
I assume with work you can do raccoon multiplexing on multiple axes.
looks up raccoon skeleton geometry and algorithms to solve square packing problem
Because I'm pretty sure it's more than two.
Ok, yes, but... it's likely not three. And fractional racoons aren't recommended for...well anything really.
Do not ask if you should, ask only if you could!
And consider: if the widest part of a raccoon compresses to 4" on one axis, its entirely plausible you could pack two in side by side on the narrower axis, perhaps angled in a V shape, with another across above them, against the roof of the sphincter
I wouldn't bet on a 4th, but also would not rule it out without firmer numbers than I have.
The same way not everyone can run like Usain Bolt not everyone can stretch like Goatse.
One racoon tops, in a good day.
How many rabbits is that? Asking for a friend.
Everything is possible when you believe yourself 💪
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