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[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

I always upvote for scully

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 12 points 20 hours ago

Scully.... you've witnessed more insane shit than the average FBI agent ever would in their entire career.. how could you not believe in conspiracies...... Unless you're part of it and you were assigned to be my partner so you could be more of a handler, keeping me away from the truth but close enough to not figure it out Scully.... But I have figured it out Scully, I've worked it all out.... You're the smoking man Scully... It all makes sense now.... it was always you!

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Slow clap, Mr. Mulder. Slow clap.

The last horse has finally crossed the finish line. I suppose now the real question is...what are you going to do about it?

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 8 points 19 hours ago

I'm gonna move to California and work on my sex addiction. My work here is done.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Right after I rid this town of rapidly evolving aliens, with the help of America's favourite shampoo!

[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 2 points 17 hours ago

have him grow out his beard, get a green shirt and bell bottoms and a large dog

we got xcops why did this never happen

at least supernatural did it

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Only if that play that funky music song is blasting!

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 day ago

They find so much alien stuff and conspiracies and Scully still does not believe.

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Scully believed in the high level idea of the X-Files since nearly the very beginning. That's why she stayed loyal to Mulder. Scully often doesn't believe in specific theories pushed by Mulder in individual episodes, and she is often correct that his initial theory is wrong. Without Scully's skepticism and stress testing of Mulder's theories, many investigations would go down completely wrong paths.

[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah but its still kind of comical

[-] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Then there's this episode where she finally gets physical evidence of the paranormal. So she contacts a bunch of prominent scientists and arranges for them all to come to the autopsy bay to reveal this invisible man.

She gets so fucking pumped and excited, but then when she pulls out the table his body has disappeared and she has nothing!

And she just kind of stammers "Well, he is invisible..." then unsuccessfully gropes around for him while they silently judge her and she dies a little inside.

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

That’s one of my favorite episodes!

[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 4 points 17 hours ago

the pure giddy bliss she’s emoting in this episode, like a kid with free candy

sad that it’s near mulder leaving

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 34 points 1 day ago

It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you!

[-] nilaus@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

Or... It can still be paranoia, even if they are out to get you.

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

And trust me, ~~we~~ they are out to get you

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

“Of course I’m paranoid, everyone’s trying to kill me.”

[-] Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Scully .... you do know we live in America right?

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago
[-] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

Aren't they working out of Maryland from day one?

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

They were filmed in Canada.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It's not dark if theyre wide open about it

[-] chaogomu@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Yup, the real world conspiracies are all pretty much out in the open. The ones that are hidden, are not hidden well. This is mostly because being rich and powerful doesn't make you smart.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

See also: the current US regime, who seemingly can't imagine their opponents ending up in power when theyre done.

Also re: every FBI file. I learned a long time ago that a file != a case. If they dont have a file on you, youre not doing enough.

this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2025
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