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[-] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago

"The guards were on the river bank to make sure the poor didn't take the fruit from the river, when that was too expensive it was collected in a pile and doused in kerosene. The hogs were burned as well all for the sake of profit" -grapes of wrath

I honestly think about it to this day. We didn't give milk to the homeless during covid. Farmers dumped it all for profit. We don't grow food to feed We gro food to make profit.

[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 days ago

Came to the comments just to make sure that passage was on top.

[-] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 48 points 2 days ago

So the rumors are true, good food is indeed illegal in the UK.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago

Yeah but it's also the daily mail who are reporting this so default assumptions.

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[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 241 points 3 days ago

The cargo company should be prosecuted for littering. Unless they can convince some benevolent locals to go help them clean up the spill.

[-] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 51 points 3 days ago

Prosecuted for what? Enjoying a meal? A succulent, banana meal?

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 12 points 3 days ago

Are they going to fight? I bet they know their judo well!

[-] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

This is democracy manifest.

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[-] Objection@lemmy.ml 48 points 3 days ago

The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.

There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 14 points 3 days ago

I never read the grapes of wrath, but I should.

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this reminds me of the famous quote in the grapes of wrath

The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.

There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.

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[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 days ago

Got a loicense for that banana, mate?

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[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

In their defense, the warning could just be a CYA thing if someone eats one, gets sick and wants to sue for food poisoning.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 15 points 2 days ago

Excuse me. There's a sign at Ramsett Park that says "Do not drink the sprinkler water," so I made sun tea with it, and now I have an infection. Sir? Sir, are... are... are... are you listening to me, sir? Sir, I'm talking to you! Sir! Sir, are you aware that there is waste in your water system?

[-] FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

That'd make sense, but they didn't warn about the possible consequences; they warn that you may be prosecuted

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Because they have lawyers in retainer. They only speak one language. From their perspective, putting out a threading notice is the cheapest, easiest thing to do.

[-] zaperberry@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

That's probably the case, or at least a part of it, but it's crazy that it's gotten to that point. If somebody finds a food item in the wild and decides to eat it, the consequences should be 100% on them. It doesn't even have to apply to food, either.

If I find a block heater on the ground, install it into my car, and then my car catches fire; I'm not going to go after the manufacturer of the block heater. I'm the idiot who decided to do something stupid.

That being said there's real life cases which indicate that yes, people are stupid and will sue over their own stupidity, so I'm not surprised at all.

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[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 71 points 3 days ago

I don't know anything about British courts, but I doubt that any court is going to find anybody guilty of any major crime for collecting bananas washing up on the beach, for which the corporation that lost them got an insurance settlement to cover the loss. That's salvage, and salvage rights are long established.

[-] titanicx@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago

I've seen Oliver twist, they are ready to sentence people to jail for this crime.

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[-] False@lemmy.world 56 points 3 days ago

Eating beach bananas sounds like a great way to get some kind of weird illness. It's not like there's a nearby banana tree that they could have come from. But maybe I'm just too accustomed to grocery stores

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

I would just assume that through osmosis those bananas ate salty as fuck, plus I have seen the size of the fucking spiders on some of those bananas being shipped here, no fuck you

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They addressed that, actually.

True to the spirit of journalistic inquiry, your correspondent can attest that seawater has not degraded the taste of the bananas, with the only threats to health posed by skin slippage and by eating too many of them.

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[-] aceshigh@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Wonder what all that banana skin soaked up.

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[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 60 points 3 days ago

british government more protective of bananas arriving on shore than they are refugees

[-] drmoose@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

bananas have more rights and people in Britain apparently

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[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This government has arresting people for demonstrating against that government's active support of the mass murdering of children in Gaza, so morally speaking, putting bananas ahead of people (even poor Brits who might actually need those free bananas) is nothing in comparison.

Sometimes I suspect that making sure people suffer is their whole point.

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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 44 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Police, customs authorities, and the Receiver of Wrecks have warned beachcombers not to eat the bananas or to take them home.

This is the only mention in the linked article.

[-] Devial@discuss.online 35 points 3 days ago

But the daily mail said it, it must be correct if the daily mail said it, they're such a reputable and neutral news organisation, they would never just make up wildly misleading, fear mongering click bait headlines.

Honestly, how anyone who can string more than two thoughts together would ever think the DM is a reputable source for a claim is a mystery to me.

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago

People online don't always seem to realise that the Daily Mail is considered THE worst newspaper publication, in the entire UK. It's the sort of thing you wouldn't pick up to line your floor for a new dog.

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[-] TrippingBalls@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

Fuck the bananas

I want the Cocaine washing up on the shores

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[-] kerrigan778 11 points 2 days ago

Dailymail is not a reputable source.

[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 47 points 3 days ago

Inb4 this is some archaic law that says all booties washed ashore belong to the monarch or something

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[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Nah, they were dumb enough to lose them, those bananas are fair game.

[-] Digit@lemmy.wtf 21 points 3 days ago

But...

The Charter of the Forest declared that people are free to sustain themselves from the land.

[-] guy@piefed.social 10 points 3 days ago
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[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

You need to leave alone the earthly process of food falling off container ships. It's nature's way.

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 11 points 3 days ago

This reminds me of when a large whiskey distillery broke in 19th century Ireland and many people died. Not from large quantities of alcohol sweeping people away (something like that happened in London in the early 19th century) but from passerby drinking so much of the stuff they died of alcohol poisoning.

Most Irish way to die ever!

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[-] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago

First. As mentioned by MonkderVierte, not fine but a warning.

Second. I'd really think thrice to pick up washed on the shore bananas, or just about anything edible. Basic hygiene to me. Many would disagree with me and say that one can rinse it off. But I don't know, man. Guess I am a germophobe.

Guess UK government is just trying to protect people from possible health risks. Cause, let's fucking face it. Tons of people have issues with hygiene. You can't expect everyone to at the very fucking least rinse these bananas, let alone rinse them well. Also, can you imagine any world government to proudly tell people "There's bunch of bananas washed up on the shore. Go pick'em up! Free potassium snack!" ?

Sad to see this many of fruit being wasted.

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[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

Doesn't salvage law allow to take the bananas? Or does it not apply anymore If they wash ashore?

[-] Actionschnils@feddit.org 19 points 3 days ago

As far as I know and remember, in Germany the "Finders Keepers" rule fully aplies on the beach. So if you find something (you are allowed to own) wached up on the beach, you can keep it. And the owner cant do anything about it. A couple of years ago, someone found a container with a motorcycle - and was allowed to own it.

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Looked it up: They changed it in 1990 - sad :<

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[-] unphazed@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

This is to keep people safe. Only those that have taken the Banana Self Defense class are certified for consumption of these bananas.

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