This is crazy ππ€£
You know why Santa is so happy? Because he knows where all the bad girls live.
No way Santa might finally give me what I've been asking for the past 5 years
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Goth Elves - New Kink Unlocked?
Called a Drow.
Pic for reference:

Hilariously I thought it was nuns at first glance
Santa is gonna be getting a piece of coal this Christmas ... and it will be worth it.
The coal will never burn as hot
As propane?
Santa, can I, ππ, see that specific naughty list, please?
So... drows?
Santa stole my present, he better run
Santa's got magical old man strength. He works with reindeer all day. He's probably super jacked. Look at the women he pulls.
I have super strength, I shoot lasers through my eyes and I can fly so yeah santa is in trouble.
Ho, ho, ho. Ho.
This Santa has one extra.
(j/k)
Does anyone have a way to access Instagram content without joining that site, like there is for twitter?
For reasons.
Edit: never mind I found it in another comment...
First it was Maga Jesus, then Maga Santa. What next? Maga Barbara Streisand?

He's going to find out who's naughty and nice
He knows they haven't been sleeping. He knows they've been awake.
Edit: Hereβs a potentially alternative frontend for Instagram, but YMMV
i was gonna ask you for exactly this but you already posted it ^^
I need them all to just......live in my house.
Google: How to attract a flock of goths?
Build an empire that spans the Mediterranean and allow it to become increasingly corrupt over the course of centuries.
This poster Romans!
Become a goth girl. In my experience, that's the way to do it.
Pretty sure it's a "murder" of goths.
He already knows where ALL the naughty girls live but he has to go to the mall and take the goth baddies?!
Of course he has to, how else is he going to give them to you for christmas?
"And what's this squirming bag under the tree?? You guys! You didn't!"
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