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Santa is working on those lists (piefedimages.s3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Naho_Zako@piefed.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Sorry to interrupt the corn posting 🌽

Anyway if you thought it was AI like me, thankfully it's not. It's some cosplay group called gothic.losangles on Insta.

Edit: Here's a potentially alternative frontend for Instagram, but YMMV

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[-] Mabel71@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

This is crazy πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

You know why Santa is so happy? Because he knows where all the bad girls live.

[-] lilPossum@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

No way Santa might finally give me what I've been asking for the past 5 years

[-] BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

🀣🀣🀣🀣

[-] dan69@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago

Goth Elves - New Kink Unlocked?

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago
[-] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 days ago

Pic for reference:

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 6 days ago

Hilariously I thought it was nuns at first glance

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 6 days ago

Santa is gonna be getting a piece of coal this Christmas ... and it will be worth it.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

The coal will never burn as hot

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

As propane?

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 days ago

Santa, can I, πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ, see that specific naughty list, please?

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

So... drows?

[-] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 10 points 6 days ago

Santa stole my present, he better run

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Santa's got magical old man strength. He works with reindeer all day. He's probably super jacked. Look at the women he pulls.

[-] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

I have super strength, I shoot lasers through my eyes and I can fly so yeah santa is in trouble.

[-] bss03@infosec.pub 3 points 5 days ago

Ho, ho, ho. Ho.

This Santa has one extra.

(j/k)

[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Does anyone have a way to access Instagram content without joining that site, like there is for twitter?

For reasons.

Edit: never mind I found it in another comment...

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago

First it was Maga Jesus, then Maga Santa. What next? Maga Barbara Streisand?

[-] bampop@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

He's going to find out who's naughty and nice

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

He knows they haven't been sleeping. He knows they've been awake.

Edit: Here’s a potentially alternative frontend for Instagram, but YMMV

i was gonna ask you for exactly this but you already posted it ^^

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 107 points 1 week ago

I need them all to just......live in my house.

Google: How to attract a flock of goths?

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 43 points 6 days ago

Build an empire that spans the Mediterranean and allow it to become increasingly corrupt over the course of centuries.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 days ago

This poster Romans!

[-] zeroday 3 points 5 days ago

Become a goth girl. In my experience, that's the way to do it.

[-] SnotFlickerman 119 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure it's a "murder" of goths.

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[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 97 points 1 week ago

He already knows where ALL the naughty girls live but he has to go to the mall and take the goth baddies?!

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

Of course he has to, how else is he going to give them to you for christmas?

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

"And what's this squirming bag under the tree?? You guys! You didn't!"

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