"Ha ha ha, let's throw a bucket of water on this nerd!"

"Don't make me wet. You wouldn't like me when I'm wet."

Fuck you, I'm doing both and glowing harder the bigger I get.

There we go, Halloween sorted.

I guess the grow bigger in the water thing because I can't imagine how hard it would be to fall asleep if I'm glowing.

It's night half the time, and I'll be really visible if I'm glowing whether I want to be or not. So, definitely the second one. Prolonged water contact in a visible place is easier to avoid, if needed.

I plan to re-enact Gulliver pulling along the Lilliputian armada.

What

The second sounds like it has far more room for stupid bullshit, so that one

How bright would I glow? Enough to read by?

Do you grow to a maximum size in water? Or do you just keep growing the longer you stay in contact with water? If the latter then I think glowing in the dark is the less inconvenient option.

is this 'glow in the dark' like i'm radioactive and constantly glow a little bit, or is this 'glow in the dark' like i absorb a little bit of light and slowly re-emit it, so if i wait long enough in darkness i'll stop glowing?

I assume hyper-stretchy clothing isn't a reality yet? Getting caught in a rain storm would be inconvenient. I think I would still go with water growing. I need near complete darkness to sleep. And glowing skin would be hella annoying in a movie theater.

Wait, how do I drink water? Get slightly bigger then shrink back?

Fun fact, we already glow in the dark, just not in a way we can see.

Bigger when wet would be kinda neat, but if it's based off of toy dinosaurs then the glow doesn't last all night. So I can take the glow and use it for sick pranks and cosplays or whatever. Be like alien Mr Burns.

"You look a little small. Are you drinking enough water?"

Would the insides of my eyelids glow? Cause fuck that if that’s the case.

Sex would be weird, but probably a good kind. Until it's painful.

If I put part of me in say a glass of water then would it just be the part in the glass that slowly grew and how fast and how much.

I can imagine glowing in the dark would be both a blessing and a curse depending on the circumstances. If you're lost in a cave that could be lifesaving. Trying to sleep in the dark though? That's gonna be tough haha. I think I'd still choose to glow in the dark though so I could fuel sweet rave parties

I like glow in the dark stuff, but I also like to be sneaky, so...idk. Conflicted.

Do you get bigger by absorbing air (thereby increasing your buoyancy) or by absorbing water (with the opposite effect)?

I will bathe in the ocean and at long last fulfill my ambition of punching mother gia in the face.

Why can I not come to a conclusion on this decision...

Would these powers be supernatural, or bound by the laws of physics? Like, does glowing require extra calories? And does my electrolyte balance go out of whack when I’m in water?

you guys are smoking some strong stuff lol

"But I'm straight"

"So is spaghetti... Until it gets wet."

"Okay but that's a bad analogy because I just turn ten stories tall when I get wet."