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If the finger count doesn't fit, you must acquit
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Ah HA!
Last Christmas, I gave you my finger
Looking for the perfect holiday gift? This year, give them the finger.
Funny, this made me think of kidnapping & ransom demand.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
WITH nail polish
Compulsion to do crime why??
You dont know what its like. You don't have a clue. If you did you'd find yourself doing the same thing too.
Going out of my way to cause harm for others?
I don't think so.
To be fair not all crime causes harm to other people.
I could use an extra finger or two for real though, no reason, don't ask.
two in the pink and two in the stink.
We all could use just one more finger to hold something down when building models. We get it
This is brilliant! Gonna see if I can find one.
New Bond villain just dropped: “WhiteFinger”
FingerFinger
Kid named FingerFinger
Get one for each digit!
this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2025
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