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[-] Jimjim@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Damn some people are stupid...

[-] python@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago
[-] Jimjim@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

No... the ones that deserved it didnt get it

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 2 days ago

At least he won't make that mistake again

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

He's turned over a hole new leaf.

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Forget forgetting to switch accounts, he can't even put together a complex sentence.

how can Charlie Kirk be racist when he's black?

[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

If he was cremated, he's black now.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Black, White, and Red All Over

[-] llacook@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Damn!

Chef's kiss on this one.

[-] llacook@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Charlie Kirk wouldn't fly in a plane Charlie Kirk was piloting

I wouldn't fly a plane if Charlie Kirk was piloting.

not because he is black. but because he's dead.

[-] bytesonbike@discuss.online 8 points 2 days ago

Damn DEI woke Charlie Kirk here.

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Checkmate, liberals

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 169 points 3 days ago
[-] OwlVurdy@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 day ago

I was looking for this thread.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago

Thats because this is a parody, presumably made around the time of the shooting, referancing when US senator Dean Browning did exactly this.

[-] chunes@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago

Yup, it's not on snopes, despite them having 6 pages full of Kirk-related articles.

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[-] not_me@piefed.social 103 points 3 days ago
[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 47 points 3 days ago

A circus act. You may have heard of him from his stage name of The Amazing Gurgling Human Foundation.

I've heard his act was a "once in a lifetime" show. And that it was "to die for".

[-] IWW4@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago

HAAHAHA

β€œThe amazing gurgling human foundation.”

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

He was the blood fountain that got put on display earlier this year

[-] KombatWombat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ligma balls

[-] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Wasn't Kirk the captain of some starship thingy? I seem to recall some sort of kelvin timeline where stuff changed but I don't recall anyone named "Charlie" being of any importance whatsoever.

Probably an Extra.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

No you're thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.

[-] discostjohn@programming.dev 12 points 2 days ago

No way, you're thinking of Kirk Cousins. Charlie Kirk is the guitarist from Metallica

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago

That's Kirk Hammett. Charlie Kirk is the receiver for the Texans.

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

James Tiberius Kirk would throw a chair at anyone that confused him for that racist POS

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago

A wedding planner, his blood red chocolate fountains were to die for.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

I first though this was a ST:TNG reference, ie Shaka, When the walls fell.

[-] MTZ@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Your guess is as good as mine.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Conservative martyrs never work out because they're so sociopathic and narcissistic as a group, that nobody really cares that much about anyone else, beyond the political benefit of the initial outrage. A martyr's power is in inspiring people in the future, but conservatives don't care enough about anyone to bother to keep their memory alive.

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[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 38 points 3 days ago

that charlie kirk tweet is so funny i'm gasping for air

[-] jahayk@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 days ago
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[-] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide no escape from reality...

Fuck, I missed the boat apparently.

[-] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Mama I... just missed the boat...

[-] SirQuack@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago

Put a gun against the hull
Pulled the trigger, now it's full

[-] Digit@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Mama, life raft just big gun.

But now I've gone and blown it all away

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Put a harpoon against my leg
Pulled the trigger, now it's a peg

[-] aeternum 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

wow. he was pretty white for a black man.

[-] axexrx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Im choosing to believe there was at least one person who took this at face value, as admission that charley Kirk was a 'white passing' black man, and was racist enough to decide he was never going to listen to another word CK said because of his race.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

He had the opposite of what MJ has

Uncle Ruckus

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Reverse vitiligo!

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[-] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

NEIN HIER IST PATRICK!

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