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J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice President (www.nytimes.com)

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“Mr. Vance still enjoys wearing diapers,” she wrote of her client, who used the alias “Diaperjdv” on social media.

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[-] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 87 points 1 week ago

JD Vance is so bad, even JD Vance wants to kill JD Vance.

[-] LadyMeow 25 points 1 week ago

About to say, lmao. Probably pissed at always hearing his name attached to a sniveling weasel of a man.

[-] lemmyng@piefed.ca 17 points 1 week ago

After getting asked why he doesn't just change his name: "No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Everything was great, until that no-talent ass-clown started winning enemies.

[-] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

That's a very good point.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Ya know.....from that perspective? Mans got a point!

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago

"Why should I change? He's the one that sucks."

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Everything was great, until that no-talent ass-clown started winning enemies.

[-] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 16 points 1 week ago

I'm not entirely convinced they're not the same person

[-] adespoton@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

I mean, has anyone ever seen them at the same time?

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Someone check the couches for DNA!

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

When your doppleganger from another reality/dimension wants to kill you preemptively for fucking up the timeline so bad…

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