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This cat 100% knows Kung-Fu
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The scratch post must fear your claw! Not the other way around!
Is it 100% or 150%! I'm getting mixed messages!
Nobody knows it's true power
Many cats know kung-fu*. This cat knows the Five Point Paw Exploding Heart technique.
*: Mainly tiger style.
Teach me wise one
The wise one agrees to teach you! But you stubbed your toe in the process.
You gained
+17 to your martial arts skill
But lost…
-6 agility
I feel like he's going to provide insight about the risks of diabetes
Do you have sugar diabeetus? I want to send you important information you should know!
He’ll teach you his ways, but his teachings will seem very unorthodox. But then you too will be a kung fu master.
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2025
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