1169

What is this guy thinking lmao 🥴🤔

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] tino@lemmy.world 42 points 6 days ago
[-] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Exactly! Ugh, if these miserable, global extremist, sacks of dog shit hate freedom so much, why won't they all just go build a man made floating island somewhere in the middle of the ocean and leave the rest of the world alone, instead of dragging us all into a fucking holy war just to force us to be miserable too?

Answer:

A. They aren't actually capable of creating/building anything on their own, and are completely reliant on exploiting others because they're a bunch of talentless cocksuckers.

B. They thrive on the attention/theatrics of it all and need a captive audience.

C. Even if they suddenly woke up to a world where every need was met and everyone was exactly like them, they would be even more miserable nobody was paying attention to them, and still find excuses to go to war with each other.

D. All of the above (it's this)

[-] Otakulad@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago

Like this man ever gave his wife an orgasm.

[-] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Cuz you know, female orgasm doesn’t exist, it’s lefties' conspiracy against normal male behavior /s

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 27 points 1 week ago

Anyone working that hard to prove to the world (which didn't ask) that they aren't gay, is gay.

[-] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Exactamundo!

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago

Poor wife. She married a guy who's too afraid to come out of the closet and who can't pleasure her. I hope they still have a milkman.

[-] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Steve Hughes has a great bit on why it's feminine to like women, while it takes a real man to want to fuck another man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5VliEjyohM&t=101

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago

Plato beat him by a few years

[-] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Yes, but does Plato have a YouTube presence? I think not.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 6 days ago

No channel, no country !!

[-] hungryphrog 1 points 6 days ago

ancient greek mindset

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 days ago

Yes, I have loads gay sex with his wife.

[-] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

"I can't figure out what this button does, so I refuse to use it >:( "

[-] uberdroog@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Probably: He was breast fed until he was 5 or 6. His mom burned him and said the devil is in him when he looks at other girls or touched his "devils thorn". He feels shame when he is hiding with his wifes socks and transporn keeps popping up and making him just a little more excited.

[-] Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I don't care if this is real or not, satire or reality but we need like 1000x more of this content everywhere. This is the kind of shit that triggers most of the silent majority crowd. Gargling dongs is apparently the ultimate sin.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

if you are talking about gay sex all the time, and thinking about you might be in the downlow. by the way there are category of porn for gay "white supremecist, conservative types to.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah, it's called the generic stuff

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago

She's looking at him and thinking, Oh that's the reason he's so bad. Good thing I have the pool boy.

[-] Chick0nPlayz@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

So do they not have sex or does she just not orgasm?

[-] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago
[-] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Or alternatively, she orgasms plenty, just not with him.

[-] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

I'm guessing she is not interested anymore apart from when making babies. He will discover later that she was in fact having sex with someone else probably

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

It's gay if you're watching me do it, f-boy.

load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2025
1169 points (100.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

35725 readers
3775 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS