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Anon has had enough
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There is surgery that can help anon
I swear I always get a cupful trapped in the hood every time I’m wearing light coloured trousers and then it escapes when I stand up.
I can't believe I have to say this.
Pull the foreskin back. Or sit/sqaut at a toilet and dry/dab with toilet paper.
Sorry, dad.
Can't knock the solution, it does work
Pull back your foreskin or sit down
This sounds like a circumcised circumstance?
Nope.
I think it has more to do with sleeping on it or getting it squished in tight jeans prior, along with the urgency to not having enough time to test the waters.
Never once had this issue in my entire life. Any blockage would be redirected into one stream by foreskin.
Maybe not take a piss with a morning boner could help
Reasons I unironically want a FUD/STP device; Not that I've bothered to be pro-active about it. Even sitting to pee does not reign-in the dick's non-sense.
this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2025
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