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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Edit: Quote not real 😔

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[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 45 points 2 weeks ago
[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago

Who would go on the internet and lie?

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

😭

this report actually just now came in:

screenshot of report about this post, "Reason: It's a lie. Like, that quote just doesn't exist."

[-] dracc@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 2 weeks ago

I tried to look it up but came up short. Love the idea though!

[-] vonxylofon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Doing gods' work.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I got this from Reddit (I know, sorry)

"u/reinschlau • 1y ago It's a joke. But out of curiosity I ctrl+f'ed through the collected works, and the only mention of cocaine was in a letter from Engels to Ludwig Kugelmann (volume 48), in 1889 (after Marx's death, when Engels would have been editing Capital vol 3 and whatever else Marx left behind):

Dear Kugelmann, A Happy New Year to you. Thank you for the prescription for my eyes, which, however, is not nearly concentrated enough for me. Last year and up till August I used cocaine and, as this grew less effective (on account of habituation), went on to ZnCl 2 , which works very well.

But there are also relevant discussions of alcohol and opium in The Condition of the Working-Class in England and elsewhere."

It seems to cover most of it. You probably have to read the relevant parts on alcohol and opium to get the full picture but it is mostly a joke.

PS the uses of cocaine as a medication in olden days is pretty fun some times. I once saw an ad for cocaine as a "nasal anesthetic". I bet that flew off the shelves. Seriously though, it was probably fairly expensive and diluted.

[-] BussyCat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

It’s still used as a nasal anesthetic today

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In my head he said this so it's okay I think

[-] kittenzrulz123 12 points 2 weeks ago
[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

He literally didn’t say that.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wish he would though

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

I read The Communist Manifesto when I was a teenager, but I don’t remember anything about free cocaine.

[-] KelvarCherry 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'd take legal cocaine to be able to achieve my goals... :<

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I did cocaine once, in college/ uni. Pretty sure that my GF at the time was super disappointed. She expected even more sex than usual, I got nicknamed "Tiger" by my dorm mates after she showed up. Instead I promptly passed out and stayed comatose for about 16 hours. NEVER AGAIN. Apparently cocaine and my version of ADD just don't mix.

[-] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'd settle with mostly unadulterated cocaine regardless of legality at this point.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Best I can do is strong coffee.

[-] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Does weed count? Helps me get a lot of shit done!

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yes actually. I loves me some weed too, but society has no right to put you under this pressure.

Bored people discover and create all sorts of useful stuff. Your thoughts are worth having! Yes even those thoughts. You deserve to be happy as the person you were born to be. ❤️

[-] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's what I use when I don't want anything done.

[-] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah we're all wired up differently! I've noticed that weed has the "opposite effect" on me to most other people, including many ADHDers I know. For me, as long as I'm not already exhausted for the day, its my number one productivity aid - which is convenient and also pretty annoying since it's not always possible to have weed!

I think it helps me because it brings me back into my body and out of spiraling thoughts which make it harder to get things done - I'm a lot more focused. It makes me better at almost everything.

It works so reliably, for so many years, I don't even question it any more. Still, its very helpful and yet annoyingly so. It's not legal where I live.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

What did he have to say about free beer?

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