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[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We established this yesterday, you gotta be naked.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Well up until today. New guy is moving in...

[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

You were there first, why should you be the one to change?

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Because I look like a beached whale after the TNT

[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

If it's good enough for the state of Oregon, it should be good enough for your neighbors. If he complains, crush his car.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Oh he ain't a neighbor. He's moving into my house. I've been looking for a roommate since the end of August but only just found one. He's gay so there's that but no way in hell he's gonna find me interesting and, to be fair, he ain't my type either so it is what it is.

[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Crush his car anyway. Assert your authority as head gay.

[-] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Ouch.

A real suicided by words moment.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago
[-] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

You do you my friend ;)

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Because I look like a beached whale after the TNT

(X) doubt.

As an actual lardo, I take offense to a thinner person appropriating that particular insult.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

My tits are bigger than my sister. I'd say eat my entire ass but not a human on earth has the stomach capacity for it.

[-] nocturne@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 week ago

How dare they do my boy Stede Bonnet like that.

[-] adhocfungus@midwest.social 1 points 6 days ago

It's very accurate, but it could have been delivered a little nicer.

[-] nocturne@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

Stede paid good money to not be a loser.

[-] abbiistabbii 7 points 1 week ago

How dare they slander my man Paul Stamets like that.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

I'm gay. I'm a loser. No slander here

[-] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago
[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Wouldn't have it any other way

[-] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

I'm still bitter it was canceled. Sure it wrapped up nicely, but it was such a weird fun ride.

[-] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

The Voyager app tells me I have upvoted your posts 60 times so you are the MVP of gay losers :)

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Nah, just annoying <3

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