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When you're going as Stamets for halloween
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Well up until today. New guy is moving in...
You were there first, why should you be the one to change?
Because I look like a beached whale after the TNT
If it's good enough for the state of Oregon, it should be good enough for your neighbors. If he complains, crush his car.
Oh he ain't a neighbor. He's moving into my house. I've been looking for a roommate since the end of August but only just found one. He's gay so there's that but no way in hell he's gonna find me interesting and, to be fair, he ain't my type either so it is what it is.
Crush his car anyway. Assert your authority as head gay.
No car :(
:(
Get him a car to crush, then.
Ouch.
A real suicided by words moment.
Oh thats a compliment
You do you my friend ;)
(X) doubt.
As an actual lardo, I take offense to a thinner person appropriating that particular insult.
My tits are bigger than my sister. I'd say eat my entire ass but not a human on earth has the stomach capacity for it.