This little thing of people getting Illuminati invites is giving me an idea for a movie…

So in my movie, a group of dudes decide to start calling themselves The Illuminati, just for the fuck of it. It’s just a name after all, and they don’t really do anything but get together and drink or fish or just do dude stuff. They make a little Facebook page for their Illuminati group that’s just pictures of them having fun.

But then they start getting contacted by world governments asking them to do like really high level stuff. Like, one country wants them to engineer a famine in a rival country, another needs them to help them cover up a UFO crash near a small town. Any they don’t know how to do any of this shit. James is an electrician. Edward teaches eighth grade Spanish. The hell do they know about being a shadow government? So now, they have to figure out how to do all this stuff while still making it look like they’re just some happy weed smoking dudes who like to hang out and have fun together.

It's supposed to be secret, you failed! Shouldn't have posted this.

Greetings, the head of illuminati.

This makes me jealous since I'm so isolated not even scammers message me.

It sounded well worded until

WHATSAPP

Illuminati is big fan of facebook

Friend Illuminati on Facebook

Refer friend

Why would I want to join them? They've done a shit job of maintaining order in the world lately!

Wait, you too? I thought this was exclusive to intelligent and handsome intellectuals like me.

You may soon find out that the Illuminati’s legal tender is Apple gift cards

I got something similar. I ask if they have need of the spider man suit and to bring the harness and lube and I'll bring the Bad Dragon to peg them with.

Funny, but they never reply. I really, really, want to peg them. :(

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