Just wait until she learns what morticians do to keep other body parts in place.
Hint: it involves barbs.
Lol how about the The screw in plug for.... Holding in things from leaking out ... It's a pretty aggressive screw...
Why do we bother putting any clothes on dead people? Just bury me naked, it's not like I'd feel cold.
Mmmm... ass titties.
Die young, leave a perky corpse
I'd rather not encourage necrophilia.
that's why even I die, I'll want my genitals to be preserved and yeeted at people I don't like, so them can go fuck themselves
I wanna be a fly on the wall when that will gets read out loud...
They're supposed to do as the family directs. Or you can leave directions yourself. As Marissa here has clearly done!
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