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[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 103 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 74 points 2 weeks ago

I know someone who fits this perfectly. They are currently Robert. They did not appreciate me sending them that. I do appreciate you posting it. Thank you so much.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 8 points 2 weeks ago

I got this reference.

“Baby steps… baby steps… baby steps…”

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Baby back baby back baby back

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I want my...

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Are you talking about Boob .... I mean Bob

[-] billygoat@catata.fish 3 points 2 weeks ago

Gimme gimme gimme I need I need

[-] realitista@lemmus.org 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Jimmy when you're a kid, Jim when you get older. Probably James at work for people who don't know you but Jim for those who do.. Jimbo when you're drunk. Jamie after your sex change operation.

[-] Neuromancer49@midwest.social 24 points 2 weeks ago
[-] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 17 points 2 weeks ago
[-] AngularViscosity@piefed.social 13 points 2 weeks ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Jimidan Milošević

[-] cheeseburger@piefed.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago

Jimberly, of course

[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Triumph@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SolSerkonos@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

You think that shit is hard, consider anyone named "Richard"

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago

Last night I was talking to my partner about the name “Bart”, like saying “dude imagine fuckin a dude named Bart and you gotta say like ‘oh yeah just like that BART’” and we both cracked up

My partner brought up the full name “Bartholomew” and I said “no fuckin way I’m not going by ‘Mew’” and they cracked up

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Christ, imagine if you had a friend named Bartholomew as well.

Which one of you is Mewtoo?

[-] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Barty in the streets, god in the sheets.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Bang Bang Bart

[-] moody@lemmings.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm more of a Tholo

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

Go chaotic evil and deliberately choose tricky dick

[-] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

This is why they should just go by their middle name, Tiberius.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I actually know a Jimothy. Couldn’t decide between jimmy and timothy for his western name when coming to the US after the end of Vietnam war

[-] nocturne@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

I have a life sized goblin statue in the window of my shop named Jimothy.

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago
[-] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 6 points 2 weeks ago

Jimothy Christmas

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Cuz you can't put em all on your gravestone.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago

Small enough font? Big enough gravestone?

[-] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Here lies James Jimmy Jimmothy Jamey Jimbo Jarmer. Beloved by all who called him things.

[-] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

I’m a James! The third to be precise. My gramps went by Jack, and my dad by James, so I had to go by Jimmy. I still own it to this day. Other fun nicknames I’m occasionally called are Jimbo, Jymbo, Jambers, Jimboree, Jimbob, JimJam, Jombers, Jimothy, and Jammy. It’s fun having a nickname as the name I go by! Nowhere on my documents does it say “Jimmy” but that’s what everyone calls me.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Jimjim and jimbobway are also options

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Y'all, this works like a class system. James is your magic user, Jim is an all round fighter, Jimmy is your rogue, Jamie your cleric, and Jimbo is your barbarian. Luckily, they can change classes depending on the situation, so it's not set in stone.

[-] MalReynolds@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

My personal favorite, James Bolivar DiGriz. The Stainless Steel Rat. That is all.

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

There's a reference I haven't heard in a while. I should go back and re-read those, and read the ones I've missed. Great series. Harry Harrison's other sci-fi is pretty great as well.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ladies Love Cool Jimbo.

[-] petersr@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Never realized Jimmy was a nickname for James.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Charles as well. Charlie, chuck, or Chaz?

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Go singular - Charl

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

KID DIN-O-MITE

[-] jimerson@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Or go by their first two initials? eg. J.D.

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