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Still better than windows. (lemmy.world)
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[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 102 points 1 year ago

This picture is incomplete.

You need another guy on the ledt side, just casually watching as the others fight. That's Debian.

The poor dude being shoved into the locker is Suse.

The bully is Ubuntu.

Now we need a bigger guy behind the bully, waiting to get his hands on the bully. That will be RedHat.

Arch will be behind RedHat, getting ready to punch him in the face.

Gentoo will be right behind Arch, laughing like a maniac at the carnage unfolding.

And to the far right side of the picture you get to see this underrated guy, just shrugging his shoulders. That's LFS.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Debian is the school

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 10 points 1 year ago

Alpine linux is already in the ~~locker~~container.

[-] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut 6 points 1 year ago

Where's Guix?

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

Next to Debian, I'd risk.

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[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

All Linux are equal...

... But some are more equal than others

[-] WindowsEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago

BTW I use Arch Linux on my desktop. BTW I use Arch Linux on my laptop. BTW I use Debian on my server.

[-] glasgitarrewelt@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

Time to change your username. BTW I use Debian everywhere. Best distro.

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[-] uis@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

People who use windows are already locked in their lockers

[-] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago

Apple Bois being homeschooled. Still somehow bullied.

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[-] Starshader@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

And for most people that's OK. As I'm OK with buying eggs rather than making them myself in my garden with my own chickens, even if it would be better and I would have more control over it...

[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

most linux distros are easier to install and use then windows (think Ubuntu or Mint, as long as you don't rely on stuff like ms office or photoshop, which don't work that well)

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[-] habanhero@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago

Watch your backs, the FoSSHoles are out to getcha.

[-] DeveloperKai@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I wanna use Linux, but gaming is stopping me.

[-] chaogomu@kbin.social 50 points 1 year ago

It depends on the game, but Steam proton is pretty good.

This site is incredibly helpful.

[-] DeveloperKai@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

This, I did not know about, I see that for honor is definitely compatible, so it's looking like it might work out.

[-] dandroid@dandroid.app 26 points 1 year ago

The state of gaming on Linux isn't perfect, but it is very, very good right now. The best it has ever been by far. The Steam Deck uses Linux, and Valve has their people dumping new features upstream into Linux for everyone to use.

[-] flower3@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago

Isn’t even the steam deck Linux nowadays?

[-] chaogomu@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

It is, and there are still some games that are borked, but most are quite good.

This site is great for finding out what games work. https://www.protondb.com/

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[-] PlexSheep@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

One solution is just to stop gaming and start playing around with computers for fun.

[-] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Gaming is what got me into playing around with computers for fun.

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[-] DeveloperKai@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Why is this getting down voted??

[-] muhyb@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago

Probably because gaming on Linux is in very good state right now. If you're a casual OS user I still wouldn't recommend it but if you know what you do, you'll barely need Windows.

[-] Polar@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Any kind of productivity is stopping me.

[-] AnomalousBit@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago

This dude must only know how to click on shit

[-] Polar@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Adobe Suite?

Affinity Suite?

Proton Drive?

Editing in Davinci? (free version of DaVinci Resolve on Linux cannot playback any H.264 or H.265 video, and the free and paid version cannot playback AAC audio on Linux..)

You know, anything productive?

[-] napalminjello@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

I've not used any of that software, I guess I've never been productive in my life

[-] Polar@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

"I dont use that, so this guy doesn't know how to work computers".

You guys are insufferable. Enjoy your Linux. Love seeing you guys bitch on every software launch for a Linux release lmao.

[-] napalminjello@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Oh, I wasn't even attacking you, just making a goofy comment. I guess you're just a little sensitive?

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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Davinci Resolve

Use Kdenlive

Adobe

I don't use them but according to winehq it somewhat runs well.

Affinity

Well yeah... I used Designer and Publisher extensively when I still used Windows. I asked and begged them to consider a linux version but they didn't saw the marketplace. Guess we Linux users aren't productive enough. So instead we have to resort to Inkscape and Krita.

Proton drive

Well fuck them for not considering making a filesystem driver for every OS. Especially THE OS most associated with servers and privacy minded users.

Perhaps migrate to a more open cloud provider like Nextcloud?

[-] Polar@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Kdenlive isn't a replacement for Davinci or Premiere, sorry.

I rely on either Affinity Designer or Adobe Illustrator to run my business. Inkscape and Krita are not capable of professional work.

I pay for Proton, so I am not going to say fuck it because they, like most companies, don't look at Linux Desktop as a real OS. Sorry.

[-] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Inkscape and Krita are not capable of professional work.

How so?

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[-] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

I use Linux for work. Windows for entertainment.

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[-] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

I started gaming after I switched to Linux, so all of my gaming is Linux-based. It helps that I use emulators for everything, and Linux has excellent emulators. When I built my new computer and discovered I could emulate a Switch at a playable speed, it floored me.

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[-] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

OP is why paired programming failed. The one that did all the work received 100% of the swirlies.

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[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

The varsity jacket should have "read the wiki" embroidered onto it

[-] produnis@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago

Would you mind uploading the template to !maimaivorlagen@discuss.tchncs.de?

[-] PlexSheep@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Left guy are edge users on linux

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