Me : pops up head from the ground.. no rain.
Chicken: yum
Noooooo
Chicken: “Good thing I got here early.”
Late Worm: "Has anyone seen my son? i was meant to pick him up from practice but I was stuck in traffic"
Or Boomer worms:
"We forgot that you exist for 30-45 minutes."
Oh man my chickens get aggressively excited when I find worms and throw them in the run for them. Especially those whopping night crawler bois. They do the keep-away prance with them held aloft and peck at each other about it.
I’ve decided to start vermicompost specifically to raise worms for them to nom, in addition to the cricket and mealworm tanks I’ve got going :)
My chickens are currently cooped up due to a bird flu outbreak in my area. It's really sad that they can't scavenge around now.
Fake and gay. Chicken is in a tiny cage with her eight wives.
(They would drown if they stayed underground)
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