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[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 69 points 1 month ago

anyone who says mickey is happy all the time never saw mickey's christmas carol or mickey and the beanstalk

[-] dariusj18@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

I believe this is a scene from Christmas Carol.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

That it be. Source: I have kids

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago
[-] essell@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Donald Duck was the main propagandist, that's why he was awarded the rank of Petty Officer 3rd Class in the real life Navy.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The chokehold for reference (click for gif):

[-] Jupiter 7 points 1 month ago

Get wrecked, mouse.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Imagine not wanting characters you like to be in stories that connect with people emotionally.

Imagine being this protective of a company mascot.

[-] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 month ago

Nah, when Goofy gets taken down. Show them the true nature of the Mouse, with fire in his eyes and slaughter in his very soul.

I still want to know who went "Yeah, let's make kids think Goofy just fucking died", they didn't get paid enough.

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

And yet Epic Mickey got hamstrung by corporate demands to be more kid-friendly despite that going against the entire point of the project.

[-] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

To my understanding, Disney was way more hands off for the early KH projects.

Then they saw how popular the series got, and decided they needed to flop their dick out on the table and ram it into every single facet they could.

[-] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago

The people who don't like conflict in their stories are extremely offputting. How bland can you be, for real?

[-] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Sure Tiny Tim is dead but does Mickey have to be all whiny about it?

[-] frezik 17 points 1 month ago

For the icon of the whole company, Disney doesn't treat the character with any respect. When was the last time even Disney fans were excited about a new Mickey release? It's all direct to home video CGI films for young kids, and it's a less detailed render than the first Toy Story.

Compare to how Nintendo treats Mario or Zelda. They're active, prominent characters with real releases.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

"looks completely BROKEN."

Looks at Mouse: seems despondent and possibly wistful.

Is that the limit of anguish they've experienced in their media?

[-] subignition@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

Incidentally, kingdom hearts could now have Darth Vader in it

[-] formergijoe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

And Homer Simpson.

[-] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

Literally an anti-storytelling tweet. Like, if you don't want them to tell stories, what else is there?

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'd like to see that scene for catharsis

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Heirs of the Perisphere.

Howard Waldrop short story where animatronic versions of Mickey, Donald, and Goofy emerge from Tokyo DisneyWorld after WW3. They help the survivors rebuild the devastated world.

[-] rainwall@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago
[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Thank you so much. I tried to find the pdf and failed miserably.

If you like Howard, look up Tanith Lee. She taught Neil Gaiman everything he ever stole.

https://bookshop.org/beta-search?keywords=tanith+lee

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