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Why would robots even need to commute why wouldn't they just be there ready to wake up and go? Sorry, are our sex robots going to work for us too? Hmm, I think it would be two different bots.
It depends on the type of work and how comfortable you are with sloppy seconds
Has JetBlue ever had an orbital flight? Or was he planning to use SpaceTwitter?
I don't care if any people live in space in 20 years but I would like to launch Bezos, Musk and a few others there.
Did he join scientology already?
I ain’t going…
Who is going to live in space to do all menial shit they won't do themselves? Long list of applicants for space plumbers, janitors, trash collectors?
I suppose it would work like working on an oil rig, only with much more hazard pay I would hope. I could see people signing up for a few shifts to make some money. Not me I like grass.
Just like most of the other capitalist structures: Make the alternative seem worse.
Hooba-dooba-dooba!
And what the heck are people going to do in space? How will they even get their Amazon packages?
this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2025
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