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[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 114 points 6 days ago

Must be fun being able to say crazy shit and have news articles written about it.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

You can too!

Just gotta put it in a manifesto and do something horrible.

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[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 79 points 6 days ago

He realizes that's only 20 years from now, right?

The infrastructure to support millions would have to already have begun construction like a could decades ago already for that to be remotely plausible.

It takes like 3+ years just to make a 6 episode tv show about space these days...

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 36 points 6 days ago

Lol, my dude thinks we're going to have millions of people in space before California finishes their high speed rail project, the project that was started 10 years ago....

You give a guy billions of dollars because he figured out how to put Barnes and Noble out of business and he suddenly thinks he's a genius at everything.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 days ago

To give the devil his due, Bezos's business strategy to grow Amazon was well thought out and well-executed. It also involved exploiting the shit out of his warehouse workers and plenty of sleaze, but Bezos actually knew what he was doing.

Bullshit like this announcement makes me think he's run out of ideas, though.

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The point being that him being good at worker exploitation, and getting extremely lucky with his heavy use of massively leveraging his business for decades doesn't make him good at rocket science or predicting the feasibility of putting large populations in space.

Especially since, Blue Origin, his rocket company, started 25 years ago and only managed to make a rocket that brings 6 people up to the very edge of space without actually going into it for a couple minutes before coming back down, in that time.

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[-] dellish@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago

Man, I'm SO glad newspapers don't tell the whole world whenever I say something stupid. That would be really embarrassing.

[-] M1ch431@slrpnk.net 57 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I always felt like when Amazon acquired The Expanse that it was likely Bezo's fantasy to have an underclass of chronically ill, resource-starved people in space - to serve his interests and make him richer.

Glad to know I wasn't off-base.

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[-] brax@sh.itjust.works 25 points 6 days ago

Let's send the billionaires first so they can show us!

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

First Katy Perry and all the Kardashians.

Putting a million people in space would require ten of thousand of launches if they were Boeing 737s carrying the people.

Housing a million people in space would require technology that won't exist in 20 years let alone in time to have it built in 20 years.

This kind of shit is just so fucking stupid.

It takes them 2 years to build an Amazon warehouse in fucking Michigan. We're supposed to believe they're going to build space stations to support a million people in 20 years?

Who is this stupid? Who believes this shit?

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago

Honestly it will be lucky if we have anyone permanently inhabiting the moon in 20 years. The Artemis program is our best bet and frankly that's a pipe dream.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago

More proof that the ultra wealthy don't exist in reality.

[-] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 6 days ago

Robots commuting to the moon.

Robots.

Commuting.

To the moon.

This is the most extreme case of affluenza I've ever seen. Let's pray that it's terminal.

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Why would the robots commute

We don't need to live in space. Space is not naturally habitable by humans. We just need to stop fucking up the one planet that is.

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

We are living in space. On a giant spaceship.

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[-] selkiesidhe@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

If that guys in charge, I would assume those millions are being forced to work in 'Mars in Total Recall' conditions. Basically slave labor in abhorrent conditions with food/air being withheld when you don't slave away hard enough.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Start the reactor, Quaid!

[-] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

The largest spaceship today is the falcon heavy with a payload of just over 140k lbs. To make the math easy let's say the falcon can lift 1000 people into space at a time.

If "millions of people" means 2 million people then we would need to launch 1000 people into space twice per week for 20 years. So 8 fully loaded falcon heavys per month for 240 months straight.

So.... No. We will not have millions of people in space any time soon.

[-] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Maybe he uses the GOP definition of people: Frozen embryos. That would drop the weight way down

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[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 days ago

Lead by example, Jeff.

[-] jontree255@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago

More proof that billionaires are completely detached from reality.

[-] geekwithsoul@piefed.social 23 points 6 days ago

"I don’t see how anybody can be discouraged who is alive right now,” the Amazon and Blue Origin founder said"

I went into this article expecting the space thing to be the most unhinged thing Bezos said. But nope, it was the above quote. Insane wealth is a helluva drug.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

when will we just tell these people to shut the fuck up and that we don't care what they think? I've never heard a tech billionaire say anything remotely smart for decades now.

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[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago

I was told we'd have personal jetpacks by the year 2000, yet all we got was the y2k bug and shitty cars. So I will take what Daft Bozos says with a pinch of salt and also take this time to call him a cunt.

Bozos, you're a CUNT.

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[-] sircac@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

How has such an idiot talker been able to accumulate such indecent amount of resources?

[-] stefenauris@pawb.social 22 points 6 days ago

He must be high from all the money he's swimming in

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[-] Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Highly doubt many will live there, if anything it will have a couple of research stations like Anctartica .

[-] borth@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 days ago

“So 10,000 years ago, or whenever it was, somebody invented the plough, and we all got richer…. I’m talking about all of civilization, these tools increase our abundance, and that pattern will continue.”

Can't fucking help himself but think of how to get richer. He just came out and said it with his little unrelated example: "this is so we can get richer"... Who's "we"? They want you to think it could one day be you, but we know that's the opposite of what they think.

Must be so fucking hard to imagine a technological advance that doesn't make you richer as priority #1, but helps people instead.

[-] unmagical@lemmy.ml 20 points 6 days ago
[-] devolution@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

When you shit money like diarrhea, saying stupid shit becomes common place.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 5 days ago

Oh is he going to build a space elevator or something?

Even if we had cheap safe reliable rocket launchers (Which I think SpaceX is fairly adequately demonstrated that we do not have) millions of people wouldn't be living on the moon in 20 years. It took decades after the invention of the jetliner before millions of people were doing transatlantic flights, and as unpleasant as Florida can be, it's a lot more survivable than the moon (probably).

These idiots say so much crap, why are we reporting on it?

[-] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago
[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

Jeffy watches too much science fiction where at some point in history, massive rockets to space became free and people stopped breathing oxygen.

[-] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I ain’t going…

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

That's 20 years and utterly ridiculous

[-] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 12 points 6 days ago

lmao you would think somebody who stole a bunch of surplus value from the world would understand that getting millions of people and the infrastructure to support them to the moon in the next 20 years would bankrupt the governments he depends on to protect him from us.

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[-] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 13 points 6 days ago

This is your brain on sycophancy.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Billionaires get all the best drugs

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 7 points 6 days ago

He looks absolutely ridiculous with the cowboy hat.

All hat, no cattle.

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

LOL that's not how capitalism works and let's face it: countries aren't interested in space programs anymore

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago

REMEMBER even star trek went through a ww3 with 600mil dead to finally get into space.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 6 points 6 days ago

Yay Elysium!!!! I ALWAYS wanted that movie to be the dystopia we ended up with! It seemed TOO realistic.

Except the med beds will just be normal health care.

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[-] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

I don't care if any people live in space in 20 years but I would like to launch Bezos, Musk and a few others there.

[-] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago
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