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[-] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 131 points 1 year ago
[-] Markus29@feddit.nl 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Am I the only one that assumes the wife was driving? OP was asleep on the passenger seat, was woken by their wife for the milestone and took the picture?

[-] maltasoron@sopuli.xyz 49 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's literally in the title.

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

which means she took this picture while driving 110 km/h

[-] Jakeuphigh@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Literally no, read it again: OP

  • Was asleep
  • was woken by wife and
  • took picture

Wife didn't need to take the picture, she woke OP to take the picture

[-] happyhippo@feddit.it 4 points 1 year ago

Technically, nowhere it says she woke OP up.

She just remembered how important this was to OP to the point of either waking OP up and let take a pic, or take a pic on her own.

We will never know...

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

if op is the one who took the picture then there's no problem indeed, my bad

[-] _number8_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

i swear people on the internet have never driven a car before. you get used to the speed after like 10 seconds

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 year ago

that doesn't mean you can just take your hands off the wheel to take a picture

[-] _number8_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

and all of your attention

[-] Polar@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 year ago

I hate people that text and drive. Pull over.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

glad she slowed down to 70mph before taking the pic

[-] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you look closer, you’ll see she’s doing 69.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

oh, that would be unsafe on the road

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Honestly it's hard to pull off in bucket seats as well.

[-] menemen@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

70 mph so 110kmh. Basically standing from a German perspective. :)

[-] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago
[-] WindowsEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Wide open eyes

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[-] mustardman@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 year ago

The maintenance gets tough after 80,000 miles. She's a good wife for letting you know the good days are done.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Maybe in the 1970s. Any modern car worth owning will be way more reliable than that if you change your oil regularly.

We have a 2004 F-150 with 565,000 miles on the original engine and it's still running great. We had to get a new transmission at 240k, and I think that's the only repair it's needed over about $200.00

[-] mustardman@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

Lol it was just a joke trying to pretend that the post wasn't because the odometer says BOOBS

[-] p_diablo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Cries in new englandish

[-] ccdfa@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I got multiple SAABs (Pre GM/1991 or older) to over 1,000,000 miles. Got one to 1,500,000. Never quite hit the golden 2,000,000 mile mark though. Plenty of other people did though. Volvo even has a couple cars that made it to 2,000,000. Don't know of any other brands that will make it that far. Maybe some unicorn of a Honda or Toyota.

[-] ccdfa@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

That's insane. My Subaru is approaching 200k which I thought was pretty good.

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[-] malloc@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

bro that is fucking stupid. Driving at 70 mph on a highway and capturing the “80085” milestone 💀💀

[-] obinice@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, dangerous driving by idiots who don't care if they kill people.

Classic.

[-] takeda@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

What car is this dashboard from?

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[-] FleetingTit@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

If it ain't foggy at night: turn off your fog lights. They're blinding oncoming traffic.

[-] oldGregg@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago
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