Donald Trump has announced he’s cancelled the ceasefire in Gaza following the Nobel Committee’s decision not to award him this year’s Peace Prize.

Despite his great work in stopping multiple wars that nobody had ever heard of, Trump was furious to learn the Nobel Committee had the audacity to award the prize to someone else, leading the US president to immediately cancel any peace plans in the Middle East.

“I was robbed,” said Trump, tossing his homemade Nobel medal made from yoghurt lids into the bin. [...]

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